Feeling a bit low this Thanksgiving? A bit like something is just...missing? Could be because you have been waiting, longing, for Wonkette's sort-of-annual Thanksgiving tradition. As a parade is to Macy's, Sarah Palin's interview-cum-turkey-slaughter-horror-show is to Wonkette. And really, what news story is more Wonkette-ish than Sarah Palin yammering on obliviously as turkeys are ground to bits behind her by the most stereotypically gomer-ish guy Alaska could produce?
I just want to say that this is not a turkey grinder. The idea is that you stick the turkey in, head-down, and now that he is immobilized, you lop off his head, which is sticking out the hole at the bottom. I know this because this was my husband's job on the family farm when they did assembly-line chicken killing and dressing. He says that when he dies he is going to be surrounded by thousands of headless chickens chasing him. and that he is never killing another chicken again.
We should start a new tradition and stick that damned <a href="http:\/\/img.gawkerassets.com\/img\/197rb02ki4m4hgif\/original.gif" target="_blank">AFLAC duck</a> in an oven instead of some poor turkey...
You sir/madam have outraged me, and you can go and fuck RIGHT off... Oops, sorry, I had my anger-lock key stuck on. Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow godless heathens. May your heritage turkey be stuffed with quinoa, cooked with non-clean coal electricity and served on a bed of arugula with a side of whipped cauliflower - as Karl Marx intended!.
Is turkey cum slaughter anything like a tube sock holocaust?
Bloody bedsheets our GTFO!
Gobble, gobble, hey!
I&#039;m with Cher and Bill Maher she&#039;s a dumb cunt
This &quot;Salon&quot; article nicely captures the spirit of Xgiving: <a href="http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2013\/11\/28\/thanksgiving_is_for_sociopaths_partner\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.salon.com/2013/11/28/thanksgiving_is_f...">http://www.salon.com/2013/1...
Dude! Lighten up! Have another Bloody Mary. They&#039;re working well for me.
I just want to say that this is not a turkey grinder. The idea is that you stick the turkey in, head-down, and now that he is immobilized, you lop off his head, which is sticking out the hole at the bottom. I know this because this was my husband&#039;s job on the family farm when they did assembly-line chicken killing and dressing. He says that when he dies he is going to be surrounded by thousands of headless chickens chasing him. and that he is never killing another chicken again.
Whenever I hear Grifterbilly screach, I long to be that turkey.
She&#039;s Pro-Life!
Yay!! Gather the children around. It&#039;s time once again for the Sarah Palin Holiday Snuff Video.
I always love the holiday classics.
yup, a turkey beheading contraption
We should start a new tradition and stick that damned <a href="http:\/\/img.gawkerassets.com\/img\/197rb02ki4m4hgif\/original.gif" target="_blank">AFLAC duck</a> in an oven instead of some poor turkey...
That&#039;s funny...when I hear her buzzsaw voice, I long for her to be the turkey.
The turkeys were the lucky ones. At least they had a way out of hearing her ball-shriveling nasal whine drone on and on.
Gamma gobbulin for us all.
You sir/madam have outraged me, and you can go and fuck RIGHT off... Oops, sorry, I had my anger-lock key stuck on. Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow godless heathens. May your heritage turkey be stuffed with quinoa, cooked with non-clean coal electricity and served on a bed of arugula with a side of whipped cauliflower - as Karl Marx intended!.
Somehow, I don&#039;t see her as knitter. I can&#039;t imagine her being able to count her stitches any higher than 10.