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SDGeoff3's avatar

That explains why they never pick me for the jury, and the fast service I get at Bottles And More.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

She's in the lapis of luxury now, but there's a rocky rhodium ahead of her.

RMS's avatar

Singing In The Rain

Julian's avatar

I don't think she's real. One day they'll forget to replace her batteries and it will be highly embarrassing to behold.

randoracer's avatar

I guess I find her moderately more attractive than "resting bitch face" Melania, at least. Ivanka's resemblance to Stormy Daniels, minus the super-sized bust, is striking as well.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Poor Ms. Hicks - as beautiful as she is doomed.

khanurik's avatar

double up-vote. Not only did you follow the theme of the whole Broadway musical genre, you apparently are the spokesperson for me and my prevert community

khanurik's avatar

I'm an old and I like the old school reference ..but you forgot to add "HOPEfully".... oh, never mind

RMS's avatar

we preverts stick together!

khanurik's avatar

That's because of our "precious bodily fluids" - They're like Gorilla Tape - at least in my experience...And you probably don't wanna know what my experience is...