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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

His biggest mistake: He should have said "BARACK OBAMA DID IT" He'd be on Hannity's show, right now, talking about Benghazi.

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Bezoar's avatar

It's gonna take our largest scales.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Polar Bear? No. I was once introduced to a Polish Bear though, but that was in a totally different context.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

So numerous and such dissimilar definitions. Apparently the term really means anything you want it to mean.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Hello? I want to report a molestation. The victim is me. The perpetrator lives with me in my apartment, is made of silicone and sleeps in a large plastic tumbler."

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<i>Tell me how long do I have to wait? Can I get you now, Lord, must I hesitate?</i>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Optical fiber, from what I heard.

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bobbert's avatar

I believe your destination is the slightly obscure Disney "WhathtefuckLand".

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bobbert's avatar

Oh, darn you and your Hesitation Blues.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“...polar bear” – which is street slang for a white person.</i>

"Lunch" -- which is polar bear slang for a white person.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Guy clearly never watched <em>CSI</em>. Police know how to tell the difference between getting shot by someone else and shooting yourself.

But it looks like this case came *puts on sunglasses* to a stop.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

JOHN WYCLIFFE LIBEL!!!

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

The police couldn't check urban dictionary to see that "polar bear" is absolutely not used as slang for "white person" anywhere outside of the mind of a crazy white person...

Apparently it IS slang for "fat white girl" and "like the kind of gay guy we call a bear, but old", though.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Remember the scene in Mississippi Burning when Lester gets dropped in the middle of the black part of town? Yeah, some of that.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"Faked" "hate" "crime" - my god, our president is so <i>stupid</i>. Every day a NEW SCANDAL! INPEACH!!!!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Jesus :( </i>

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