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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

His biggest mistake: He should have said "BARACK OBAMA DID IT" He'd be on Hannity's show, right now, talking about Benghazi.

Bezoar's avatar

It's gonna take our largest scales.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Polar Bear? No. I was once introduced to a Polish Bear though, but that was in a totally different context.

Lefty Mark's avatar

So numerous and such dissimilar definitions. Apparently the term really means anything you want it to mean.

Lefty Mark's avatar

"Hello? I want to report a molestation. The victim is me. The perpetrator lives with me in my apartment, is made of silicone and sleeps in a large plastic tumbler."

Lefty Mark's avatar

<i>Tell me how long do I have to wait? Can I get you now, Lord, must I hesitate?</i>

Lefty Mark's avatar

Optical fiber, from what I heard.

bobbert's avatar

I believe your destination is the slightly obscure Disney "WhathtefuckLand".

bobbert's avatar

Oh, darn you and your Hesitation Blues.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“...polar bear” – which is street slang for a white person.</i>

"Lunch" -- which is polar bear slang for a white person.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Guy clearly never watched <em>CSI</em>. Police know how to tell the difference between getting shot by someone else and shooting yourself.

But it looks like this case came *puts on sunglasses* to a stop.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

The police couldn't check urban dictionary to see that "polar bear" is absolutely not used as slang for "white person" anywhere outside of the mind of a crazy white person...

Apparently it IS slang for "fat white girl" and "like the kind of gay guy we call a bear, but old", though.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Remember the scene in Mississippi Burning when Lester gets dropped in the middle of the black part of town? Yeah, some of that.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

"Faked" "hate" "crime" - my god, our president is so <i>stupid</i>. Every day a NEW SCANDAL! INPEACH!!!!