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I should only hope any cuts on his (alleged) appendage are well-soaked in lemon juice.

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Here's an idea- play this tape for the clowns at the Cleveland Police Union, then tell them to go fuck themselves

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IT'S A MAGAZINE, NOT A CLIP!!1! YOU LOSE THE ARGUMENT, GUN GRABBER!!1!

(slinks off, wiping drool from chin and keyboard)

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Shorter Detective Curd: "I got a badge. What've you got?"

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in Cleveland? About as well as the Browns offense...

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I bet he could have got a full confession if he waterboarded her.

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needs moar hummus

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Detective Rodney Curd should go into a field where his talents will be appreciated like human resource director for the KK.

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The other thing that sucks about this incident is that- once again- we have to rely on a Brit newspaper to break the story. Fucking liebrul media...

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Or the NYPD union, which is in a snit over Mayor De Blasio not supporting them in their life-and-death struggle to overcome criticism of rampant killing of black people.

Or any police union, come to think of it.

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