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Yeah, and those f***ing stoplights. We want to take responsibility for our own safe driving 😲

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How about a lottery for the vaccinated where the winners get to give the "Trump treatment" to an unvaccinated person with either the bleach or shoving a UV light where the sun don't shine!

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That's a good idea!👍

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Only if you're a natural born Texan!

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Kellyanne Conway's inaugural outfit is an outdated reference😉

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Participation trophies? But the vaccination is the real participation trophy☺

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Back in the 80s and 90s, the conservatives were all "liberals only talk about rights but are silent about responsibilities"! The worms have turned.

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Plus say "I'm not contagious" as though they inspect every microbe they exhale!

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Soros bogarted it!

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Why not use a Trump tactic and announce "some say you lose 20 pounds after getting the 2nd vaccination"!

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A 4-way chili bowl?

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Pee hookers tapes too?

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or 100 @ $10,000

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Hell, if every employer gave their employees a bonus for the jab, that'd be best. Mine is, plus two extra hours of pay for my time getting the shots. I wish more did that though. But I guess that's Soshulisms.

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I think it is pathetic that people need free stuff or motivation other than protecting themselves and others from a deadly virus. I agree the money could be used for other causes. For example - as an educator, I see how some students are struggling and being unsuccessful in the remote learning environment, plus depressed that their college experience has been not what was advertised growing up. I like using the money for mental health or even retaking a failed course for free. That's a lot of bookkeeping, but better use of state funds.

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The same who will blow thru a million in 18 months and declare bankrupcy.

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