Republican "moral math" alert! Ohio state representative Robert Mecklenborg was arrested for driving around drunk on an Indiana state highway, which is sort of an "anti-life" thing to do, you might say. But just a few days ago, he also voted for the
Wine coolers, Viagra, a female passenger and a Lexus. Somebody needs a hug. OH WAIT. I meant kick in the balls.
I know it's totally undemocratic, but I think only lady legislators should be allowed to vote on laws about lady parts. And -- to be fair -- boy legislators only vote on laws about boy parts.
Bob was just offering Tiona (the woman in question, who is "not his wife" (duh)) a ride to her work. Or perhaps home from her work, he can't quite remember which. Anyway, he got a little lost, and, well, things happened.
Tiona is apparently a conceptual artist - at least, she works at a place called "Concepts Showgirls."
we are on a mission, from God. it&#039;s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, t&#039;s dark and <strike>we&#039;re wearing sunglasses</strike> we&#039;re drunk.
Dude could&#039;ve hit a preggo chick and killed the fetus (mother wouldn&#039;t matter, obvs)! Don&#039;t you know, Borgie, you have to be thinking about the welfare of potential people at all times. They&#039;re an endangered species (or so says the side of the Beverly Hillbilly Anti-abortion truck driven by a squirrelly-haired old white guy with a handicapped placard that lurks near my office).
Well played.
In Portland everyone goes to strip clubs, well really more burlesque shows.
And thus I carry on with my heathen fornicating ways. To the fetus that tried to kill me and the rethugs: suck it.
Wine coolers, Viagra, a female passenger and a Lexus. Somebody needs a hug. OH WAIT. I meant kick in the balls.
I know it&#039;s totally undemocratic, but I think only lady legislators should be allowed to vote on laws about lady parts. And -- to be fair -- boy legislators only vote on laws about boy parts.
<i>59 year old Mecklenborg &quot;...was accompanied by 26-year-old Tiona Roberts, who is not his wife.&quot;</i>
At least it&#039;s not something he should be ashamed of.
According to the story, he said &quot;&quot;Being human, I have made a mistake...&quot;
Not much to add to that start...
Bob was just offering Tiona (the woman in question, who is &quot;not his wife&quot; (duh)) a ride to her work. Or perhaps home from her work, he can&#039;t quite remember which. Anyway, he got a little lost, and, well, things happened.
Tiona is apparently a conceptual artist - at least, she works at a place called &quot;Concepts Showgirls.&quot;
He&#039;ll suddenly &quot;find Jesus&quot; in 3...2...1..
Appropriate, since I have been driven to drink by excessive quantities of Elmo.
today we are all drunk Mecklenborgs full of Viagra and accompanied by a lady.
we are on a mission, from God. it&#039;s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, t&#039;s dark and <strike>we&#039;re wearing sunglasses</strike> we&#039;re drunk.
If lost elections last more than 4 terms stop taking Viagra immediately and call your doctor.
Dude could&#039;ve hit a preggo chick and killed the fetus (mother wouldn&#039;t matter, obvs)! Don&#039;t you know, Borgie, you have to be thinking about the welfare of potential people at all times. They&#039;re an endangered species (or so says the side of the Beverly Hillbilly Anti-abortion truck driven by a squirrelly-haired old white guy with a handicapped placard that lurks near my office).
I want some video of this lightweight failing the field sobriety tests.
And Chris Hanson of <i>To Catch A Predator</i> has been caught (on tape, allegedly) cheating on his wife.
Ummm. They&#039;re not so much pro &quot;life&quot; as they are pro &quot;die for having sex, bitch&quot;.
Biiiig difference.