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speaking as a woman i am so goddamned sick of these motherfuckers.

and the women who enable them.

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No, no. Keep the burning-your-house down metaphorical, but cock-punching Kasich should be as real as possible.

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First, they stand up by themselves ...

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Apparently the <i>Times</i> is unfamiliar with the internet tradition of the "Update".

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As noted above, a euphemism for "doing the pool boy".

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A comment I saw on the teevee a few weeks ago about England and suffrage movement: "the proletariat's proletariat" -- that captured it all too well.

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What a dick.

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This is what happens when you watch too many Leave It To Beaver reruns.

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That's just the beginning. There's also Melissa Harris Perry and Tamron Hall.

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"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?"

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Ohio has state liquor stores. Guess they don't believe in private enterprise, either.

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How 'bout if she just sells enough stock every quarter to live comfortably in a basement apartment with the ironing board for a dining table. Is that hot?

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Just do it once but make sure you mix the reds with the whites.

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In my married days I found it not really possible. Easier to do it yourself and not have to endure the hostility. Gender equality means she does hers, you do yours. Not sure about the sheets and towels.

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Of course she's hot. She's in the kitchen. And if she can't stand the heat...

(My boyhood memories of the Buckeye State include Summers when it was 90+ degrees and 90+ humidity. Drove me to California...)

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Tide goes in; Tide goes out.

Ya just can't explain it.

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