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fuflans's avatar

speaking as a woman i am so goddamned sick of these motherfuckers.

and the women who enable them.

bobbert's avatar

No, no. Keep the burning-your-house down metaphorical, but cock-punching Kasich should be as real as possible.

bobbert's avatar

First, they stand up by themselves ...

bobbert's avatar

Apparently the <i>Times</i> is unfamiliar with the internet tradition of the "Update".

bobbert's avatar

As noted above, a euphemism for "doing the pool boy".

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

A comment I saw on the teevee a few weeks ago about England and suffrage movement: "the proletariat's proletariat" -- that captured it all too well.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This is what happens when you watch too many Leave It To Beaver reruns.

Lot_49's avatar

That's just the beginning. There's also Melissa Harris Perry and Tamron Hall.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?"

TundraGrifter's avatar

Ohio has state liquor stores. Guess they don't believe in private enterprise, either.

Lot_49's avatar

How 'bout if she just sells enough stock every quarter to live comfortably in a basement apartment with the ironing board for a dining table. Is that hot?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Just do it once but make sure you mix the reds with the whites.

Lot_49's avatar

In my married days I found it not really possible. Easier to do it yourself and not have to endure the hostility. Gender equality means she does hers, you do yours. Not sure about the sheets and towels.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Of course she's hot. She's in the kitchen. And if she can't stand the heat...

(My boyhood memories of the Buckeye State include Summers when it was 90+ degrees and 90+ humidity. Drove me to California...)

TundraGrifter's avatar

Tide goes in; Tide goes out.

Ya just can't explain it.