As hysterically ridiculous as I think this guy is, I called my Wisconsin born and bred parents to share the hilarity — and apparently back in the day prostitution in ice huts was a problem in Minnesota. Who knew?
Peppermint schnapps was the drink of choice among patrons of a biker bar I used to hang out in when they were trying to pick up girls. They'd order her a drink, and she gets clear liquid in a shot glass and says, "Oh, no. I can't drink that stuff." He urges her to take a sip and, oh boy! Pepperminty! Three or four of those, and he's hauling her out of there over her shoulder.
There was this great office supply chain in the 90's called Office America. Excellent prices. Mitt Romney's cannibals at Bain Capital swooped in, bought it up, did their usual shit, then took the profits and opened Staples.
Came late to the party today, saw the headline and was immediately going to post a reference - but I thought, I'd better check a few scrolls first. Dok did a much better job than what I had in mind.
I'm someone who's written erotica for both leisure and occasionally to pay the rent, and I feel like I think about sex a fraction of the amount of time as people like this.
If I genuinely suspected anyone of promoting child porn, I would report them to the authorities IMMEDIATELY. I wouldn't dick about bargaining with them. I certainly wouldn't consider their resignation from the school board appropriate punishment. Why does this tool consider it is, I wonder?
First of all, one of my primary life lessons is that people see the world as they see themselves. This idiot thinks other people will do what he would do given the same opportunity.
On another note, it would take a real man to whip it up in a shanty perched on a frozen lake. I mean, I know Inuit reproduce but damn! That's an impressive feat.
Inuit actually know how to create a warm environment on ice (I think it involves lots of animal skin blankets). Those shanty's don't look like they actually get warm.
Wait! Is that the sex scene he wouldn't show his Mom?
As hysterically ridiculous as I think this guy is, I called my Wisconsin born and bred parents to share the hilarity — and apparently back in the day prostitution in ice huts was a problem in Minnesota. Who knew?
I would imagine ice shanty pros would be a step down from truckstop pros, and no one has anything good to say about them.
you'll have to ask his mom that.
Peppermint schnapps was the drink of choice among patrons of a biker bar I used to hang out in when they were trying to pick up girls. They'd order her a drink, and she gets clear liquid in a shot glass and says, "Oh, no. I can't drink that stuff." He urges her to take a sip and, oh boy! Pepperminty! Three or four of those, and he's hauling her out of there over her shoulder.
I've never gone ice fishing, but I've gone fishing with weed and booze, and it didn't help.
Are you suggesting George W. Bush is an ice fisherman?
There was this great office supply chain in the 90's called Office America. Excellent prices. Mitt Romney's cannibals at Bain Capital swooped in, bought it up, did their usual shit, then took the profits and opened Staples.
I do not shop at Staples.
Came late to the party today, saw the headline and was immediately going to post a reference - but I thought, I'd better check a few scrolls first. Dok did a much better job than what I had in mind.
I was wondering why Twitter was full of ice shack prostitution jokes all day.
Yikes! We were just trying to keep warm and have a few laughs.
I'm someone who's written erotica for both leisure and occasionally to pay the rent, and I feel like I think about sex a fraction of the amount of time as people like this.
You forgot his freezer.
If I genuinely suspected anyone of promoting child porn, I would report them to the authorities IMMEDIATELY. I wouldn't dick about bargaining with them. I certainly wouldn't consider their resignation from the school board appropriate punishment. Why does this tool consider it is, I wonder?
First of all, one of my primary life lessons is that people see the world as they see themselves. This idiot thinks other people will do what he would do given the same opportunity.
On another note, it would take a real man to whip it up in a shanty perched on a frozen lake. I mean, I know Inuit reproduce but damn! That's an impressive feat.
Inuit actually know how to create a warm environment on ice (I think it involves lots of animal skin blankets). Those shanty's don't look like they actually get warm.