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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Except if you're a Scalia Monster, evolved from some kind of lizards, I think?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>Where will the next generation of Fox watchers come from?</i>

I would have suggested good old fashioned lead poisoning, but those darn envirolibs put the kibosh on that one too!

Jared James's avatar

Clear-cut case of religious cleansing.

Jared James's avatar

I'd be worried about the flux capacitor. How do you charge it up without banana peels and highly-enriched uranium?

The Quirk's avatar

Where was this Supreme Court back in the 70's when my "Science" teacher was making me his "special project" and inviting me to his church to give me the REAL truth?

The Quirk's avatar

And looking for the Seven Sword of Magillah to protect myself.

PsycWench's avatar

I plan to talk my students into painting our house and washing our cars and when I'm fired, say that it was because I had a Bible on my desk. I better go out and buy a Bible.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they didn't want to monkey around with the deeper issues

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm not a Bible salesman but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Adam and Eve throw a lu'au

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I just had some in New Orleans last week. It was pretty good, not fishy at all

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I prefer the Sheboygan brats, much tastier

diogenez's avatar

Perhaps he has a keener understanding of Natural Selection, now.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's gonna leave a mark...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The Ohio Supremes- Rollercoaster of Law

PubOption's avatar

That sounds a bit too Catholic.