Oh, for the love of God, really ? REALLY?!?! The Springboro, Ohio, school board is currently considering a proposal that would allow the district to teach creationism, despite objections from the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) and local parents.
One of the best bits on Al Franken's old Air American radio show (and, unfortunately, there weren't all that many) was a Blackfoot Indian Chief arguing creation myths with Pat Robertson.
William Golding, or maybe that was for narrative purposes.
Thanks, Anne.
WHY AREN'T WE TEACHING THE TRUTH OF CTHULHU!!??
One of the best bits on Al Franken's old Air American radio show (and, unfortunately, there weren't all that many) was a Blackfoot Indian Chief arguing creation myths with Pat Robertson.
Hilarious! A comedy classic. You betcha!
I'm willing to bet it ain't plumbing...
Chubby Checker?
It's school boards like this that make home schooling seem reasonable.
I dunno, I kinda like the idea of teaching both sides, and letting kids decide.
Some other areas that could use the same treatment:
Astrology/Astronomy Chemistry/Alchemy Germ Theory/Humors Atmospheric Rain/Angels Pissing Fat Elvis/Thin Elvis
Do you have any idea how fattening saviors are?
What do my romantic endeavors have to do with this?
Why do the most ignorant assholes in town always end up on the school board?
AOTK - you have to "teach the controversy", right?
All as foretold in <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wedge_strategy" target="_blank">The Wedge Document</a>.
School board members should be required to spend three days in the belly of a whale as they plan this &quot;curriculum.&quot;
Even Louisiana is more subtle than this. Jesus.
Home of Joe the You-Know-What, after all.
Wonder what he&#039;s doing this days....