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PubOption's avatar

William Golding, or maybe that was for narrative purposes.

The Quirk's avatar

WHY AREN'T WE TEACHING THE TRUTH OF CTHULHU!!??

TundraGrifter's avatar

One of the best bits on Al Franken's old Air American radio show (and, unfortunately, there weren't all that many) was a Blackfoot Indian Chief arguing creation myths with Pat Robertson.

Hilarious! A comedy classic. You betcha!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm willing to bet it ain't plumbing...

Vienna Woods's avatar

It's school boards like this that make home schooling seem reasonable.

Shypixel's avatar

I dunno, I kinda like the idea of teaching both sides, and letting kids decide.

Some other areas that could use the same treatment:

Astrology/Astronomy Chemistry/Alchemy Germ Theory/Humors Atmospheric Rain/Angels Pissing Fat Elvis/Thin Elvis

Shypixel's avatar

Do you have any idea how fattening saviors are?

Shypixel's avatar

What do my romantic endeavors have to do with this?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Why do the most ignorant assholes in town always end up on the school board?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

AOTK - you have to "teach the controversy", right?

Lot_49's avatar

All as foretold in <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wedge_strategy" target="_blank">The Wedge Document</a>.

diogenez's avatar

School board members should be required to spend three days in the belly of a whale as they plan this "curriculum."

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Even Louisiana is more subtle than this. Jesus.

Lot_49's avatar

Home of Joe the You-Know-What, after all.

Wonder what he's doing this days....