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My husband keeps telling me that I am doing it wrong, and that he does it much better. So I have been letting him do that for 25 years. (same goes for folding laundry).

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Fuck these people. Fuck the people who were upset at Dos Equis because an actor from their commercial held a fundraiser for Obama. And fuck anyone who goes to see 'Hating Breitbart' and doesn't yell out FAGGOT whenever Breitbart appears on screen.

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'Hating Breitbart': Legacy Of Conservative Warrior <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/Br..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/10/19/...">http://www.breitbart.com/Br...

This is the Citizen Kane AND Casablanca of the tinfoil hat crowd.

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It's even more convoluted than that: "I don't like what you have to say when you say you should remain silent or people who don't like what you say will get upset!"

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There's a giant left-wing conspiracy to make Paul Ryan look like an asshole and its leader is . . . . Paul Ryan.

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In protest, I shall not patronize the St. Vincent dePaul facility for any meals in the future.

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SOUP MOOCHERS UNITE!

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Oh fer pffffft! I'm sending a check to the shelter to offset the Ryan taint of his visit. <a href="http://www.svdpusa.org/Dona..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.svdpusa.org/Donate.aspx">http://www.svdpusa.org/Dona...

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<i>flooded it with angry phone calls.</i>

Because SHUT UP! That's why.

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And he also said donations are a private matter. There's a bit of a problem there.

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I'd welcome Ryan to stop by my place for some pot scrubbing photo ops. My kids fight over who has to push the button to start the dishwasher.

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