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Ohio Teabagger Senate Candidate Indicted For Sex Thing With Minor

Jack Stuef
Sep 1, 2010
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Eric Deaton is the Constitution Party candidate for U.S. Senate in Ohio, and he has been endorsed by local Teabagger groups, and now he has been endorsed by a county prosecutor as somebody who has sex with minors, the end. "The indictment alleges that between March 20, 2006, and March 25, 2007, Deaton engaged in sexual conduct with a girl who was between the ages of 13 and 15." The indictment does not allege that Deaton has this weird photo of him and a naked child in a cooler on his campaign website, but he TOTALLY DOES.

“I think this is politically motivated,” said Deaton, blaming the indictment on his decision to run for political office.

“The powers that be don’t like that,” said Deaton, who said he intends to stay in the race.

Yes, the powers that be are afraid of some Teabagger. Perhaps, Eric, it could be that you had sex with a minor? Maybe that's why they indicted you?

Of course, as is usual with these things, on the campaign trail Deaton is always talking about "returning moral values" and such to our government. But you can't really fault him for that. People married and had sex with 13- to 15-year-olds for millennia. Deaton just didn't clarify that his moral values come from a different era .

Listen, bro, if you're going to have sex with a minor, do it in Obamar's Hawaii or somewhere where the minors are magically able to consent to sex. CHECK YER WIKIPEDIA BEFORE YOU PULL OUT YER DICK. [ Dayton Daily News ]

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PsycWench
Aug 22

So the distinction between "Republican" (prefers boys/males) and "Tea Partier" (prefers underage girls) is finally made clear?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er
Aug 22

"Dirty Sexy Politics". Now with extra Dirty.

Just as the Bible does not explicitly forbid sex with children (except your own), neither does the Constitution give government the power to regulate sex (except between non-heterosexuals). That's why he's a TP'er ... for the kids.

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