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thephantomcheese's avatar

"We need our guns to fight tyranny"... why is a paper mask tyranny but Jeebus threatening to burn you in hell for the first mistake not tyranny?

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Douglas Milliken's avatar

I hope so.

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

Gotta stop you there. If you ship any firearm to anybody else, even if you already own the gun, your gun needs to go through an FFL where you do have to go through a background check. The only way around that is in person transfers in certain states

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P. Von Fildo's avatar

All the gun freaks are going to run around with hard ones screaming incoherently that the gubmint is picking on them. Boohoo motherfuckers

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Jenny, a Pinata Farmer's avatar

Hey remember that time Trump said he'd take all the guns, fuck your rights. No? Oh well, here it is.

https://youtu.be/yxgybgEKHHI?si=4osGpZK9zgAYwW6e

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"24,540 and 328,296"

Jesus wept. More gun dealers than doctor's offices. America.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Thank you OHJB for taking a step in the right direction. But it is still a tiny fucking step. GO FOR THEIR GUNS, ALL OF THEM, DO IT DO IT I DARE YOU!!!

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Parakeetist's avatar

OT: I have made a list of stories I would like to write over the next few months. They should each be a few pages long.

It feels so good to actually take concrete steps toward something I want to do.

Yipee!

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Parakeetist's avatar

Please, President Biden, declare all semi-automatic rifles to be the property of the U.S. Military. Birb would approve.

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DDB9000's avatar

I wpu;d not, as it is known there is a significany number of reich-wingers in the military.

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Boogie Mama's avatar

My dad gave my minor child an automatic weapon* a while back. I was shocked that it was all perfectly legal except for flying with it, which I had to do, and which made me so nervous I spilled gun bits everywhere in the ticket counter at the airport, but the Wyoming airport people were totally unphased, so I'm guessing lots of people travel with guns. The whole thing makes me crazy. TAKE MY GUN JOE!!

* an evening bag sized ladies Colt automatic pistol owned by my great grandmother, with a magazine of ten tiny .25 caliber bullets. I get panic attacks just holding it but my son taught me to disarm it at least.

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

.25 cal, that's a rare one

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Boogie Mama's avatar

If it weren't a gun I would find it charming because it's so old and elegant and silly

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

They can be quite pretty and cute. I have a pretty, purple short 1911

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

“Oh so if I want to hand down the gun my grandfather used to kill Nazis to protect this country I have to register with the government?!?!! Or what if I just go to a John Wick movie!?? Biden is making everyone a criminal!!” - someone probably

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

But first, he is coming for all your lightbulbs, he will confiscate your gas stoves, he will burn your Bibles, and turn all your children gay. THEN he'll take away ALL your gunz.

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Retired Superhero's avatar

Seems like we should take the guns first, that way they won’t shoot us over the gas stoves/bibles/ceiling fans/gay.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

They won't be able to. Remember, Biden has Super Powers. Even though he's a senile weak old man, he Controls Everything - possibly even the weather. Stopping a few guns from being fired should be a walk in the park for him.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

If it what's needed to reach luxury gay space communism, then it's a sacrifice we should all be willing to make.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

So much to love in that vision.

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

When the NRA fought the insta check system back in the 90s, I quit them. I liked shooting on the weekends with my friends and didn't see how a background check was going to hurt that.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Absofuckinglutely.

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Napoleon's avatar

They lobbied against law changes to make suing over defective guns harder. They aren't a consumer group, they're a trade group

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Rank Member's avatar

Good on ya, Uncle Joe!

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JustPixelz's avatar

Unless properly transferred or promptly reported stolen, gun owners should be civilly and criminally responsible for how their guns are used.

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

Even if reported stolen, if you lose a gun, you can still be held liable.

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Zap's avatar

And require insurance.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Americans need to remember that it's all a matter of perspective. Rather than seeing this as Uncle Joe "takin' summa muh rights a'way!" it's more a matter of being able to actually go out and enjoy all of their other rights without getting shot.

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tehbaddr's avatar

That's Tranny Talk!

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Libety not Tranny.

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