Gary's wrong. Tulsa's a hellhole filled with god-botherers, sanctimonious pseudo-Christian evangelicals, a much smaller population of otherwise normal people dreaming of escape, one decent Vietnamese restaurant (at least there used to be one, lumpia dogs ho!), and a great big statue of "Jesus hands" as if giant Jesus is trapped, buried beneath ORU (rich vein of pure irony there).
Just start collecting all the other religious texts to store next to the Bible. The more the better. Kinda gives a clear indication that Christianity is just one of thousands of different beliefs.
Hey, Gary, I love your writing, but I had trouble getting past your second paragraph and your big mistake therein! We don't know what Trump did with the first dollar he ever earned. He's never earned one!!
But, Jim, if Trump wins, he has promised to get rid of the Department of Edumacation! Ryan Walters will have to be Secretary of Indoctrination...or sommin'! 🤪
The real reason he wants 55,000 of the Real Bibble™ is that he knows that the heathen kids are gonna cut out all the good parts where smiting and fornication with people not your wife and occasional murder for profit are and they will need replacing on the regular.
Okay but Rhys Ifans was really hot in that movie.
Ned Flanders wouldn’t vote for Trump. He was kind to his neighbor to a fault.
On some "news" blurb on the teevee machine yesterday, Himself spotted an advert for Drumpfh *BLESSED* Bibles !
I ask you.
:shudder:
Is this sacrilege? or is the correct term *blasphemy* ?
(Besides, yes, "GRIFT", writ large.)
So, this guy is definitely profiting off this, right? Like, he owns bible stock or some shit?
Gary's wrong. Tulsa's a hellhole filled with god-botherers, sanctimonious pseudo-Christian evangelicals, a much smaller population of otherwise normal people dreaming of escape, one decent Vietnamese restaurant (at least there used to be one, lumpia dogs ho!), and a great big statue of "Jesus hands" as if giant Jesus is trapped, buried beneath ORU (rich vein of pure irony there).
Just start collecting all the other religious texts to store next to the Bible. The more the better. Kinda gives a clear indication that Christianity is just one of thousands of different beliefs.
Query to Oklahoma readers: What are the Roman Catholics saying? They used to be pretty insistent on Douay-Rheims.
Also, most of the Protestants I know seem to use RSV.
Hey, Gary, I love your writing, but I had trouble getting past your second paragraph and your big mistake therein! We don't know what Trump did with the first dollar he ever earned. He's never earned one!!
I want to quiz this dipshit on the Bible to verify he’s even read it.
So much performative crap among Republicans vying for some greater national exposure.
These are the stupidest people. And this is the stupidest timeline.
Trump wins and you’re looking at the next Secretary of Education.
But, Jim, if Trump wins, he has promised to get rid of the Department of Edumacation! Ryan Walters will have to be Secretary of Indoctrination...or sommin'! 🤪
It'll be the Space Department of Edumacation and will cost twice as much. The Vatican will pay for it.
What does the Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution have to do with Christianity? Nothing; that's what.
If Trump gets back in office, he'll ignore all three?
Those discount book tables at MallWart won't fill themselves, you know.
The real reason he wants 55,000 of the Real Bibble™ is that he knows that the heathen kids are gonna cut out all the good parts where smiting and fornication with people not your wife and occasional murder for profit are and they will need replacing on the regular.
Why can't the schools just go to Motel 6 and take Gideon's Bibles?
Jesus is just now learning the lesson the rest of us have had to learn over and over.
You can't throw the moneychangers out of the Temple just once and be done with it.
You need to double-tap.
It certainly sounds like something that could be stopped by someone right?