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"It is a privately funded tribute to historical events, not a taxpayer funded endorsement of any religion, as some have alleged."

That's why it starts out with "I am the Lord thy God." How does such blatant bullshit survive even 2 seconds' scrutiny? This twunt should be laughed out of office.

pstokk's avatar

They're just begging for a good Canaan.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ahem. Eden the good ones...?

AKGrrl's avatar

Is this a great time to be a lawyer or what? With all this stupid, litigation as far as the eye can see.

Helena Handbag's avatar

"History" refers to events that took place in reality, not mythology and legends made up out of whole cloth.

Rick Hill's avatar

You mean there never was a giant blue ox? Babe! First Pluto isn't a planet and now Paul Bunyan is a lie.....

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Taking her cue from Rich Perry.

JayGoldenBeach's avatar

Oy vey. The "not religious" monument is sporting two Stars of David. LoL

Bring back the lions!

Amy!'s avatar

Well, we should never have let the white folks go in and steal it from the first nations that we exiled to there.

The current answer is "uh, dunno." A century ago (approximately), it was the same as for Iraq ten years ago: "oil."

Amy!'s avatar

"Aaaa-aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!"

mailman27's avatar

Ooooo-klahomaWhere the cash goes swirling down the drain

Badbadger's avatar

The "Ten commandments are the basis of our legal system" people need to squint a bit harder at their tacky icon. Only 3 of the 10 are actually illegal in our system; stealing, killing, and bearing false witness, and those are common laws available in every heathen country where people don't want to be killed or stolen from or falsely accused.

riledupone's avatar

With the popcorn as high as an elephant's eye.