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♫♫ They call it yellow Jello...♬

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You have not really heard this song until you have heard Marlene Dietrich sing it in German...

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I feel your pain...I grew up in Arizona, and most of my family lives there still. I hang my head in shame almost daily here on our Wonkette. Of course, I did spit water all over my monitor the other day with the comment about AZ being the "meth lab of democracy," and the reply that "Yes, but it's a dry meth."

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A LOT more.

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In other words, it pretty much ends like "Night of the Living Dead?"

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Not since they ran over all those Indians rushing to stake out a prime patch of desert.

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I thought we were always Code Pink.

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She's so stoned we're taking her for granite.

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PGS: Actually, I believe the figure is well over 200. Sadly.

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How did Jon Stewart miss this one in his masterful summary of "conservatives as victims?"

A textbook case...

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Thank you.

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Wait till she finds out about the gay black terrorists!

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If you're asking me, I'd be flattered. What is your blog?

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<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/banghead.gif" target="_blank">This.</a>

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That's right, a total fertilizer queen.

I think we've all seen the Homo Threat a lot more clearly since the tragic Oklahoma City Glitter Bombing.

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America's moral fiber used to be dacron polyester, or maybe canvas, but now it's turning into Spandex, or even lamé.

This is NOT what the Founding Fathers would have considered "fabulous."

Oh wait. They were all about silk waistcoats and stockings.

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