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Spurning Beer's avatar

♫♫ They call it yellow Jello...♬

jqheywood's avatar

You have not really heard this song until you have heard Marlene Dietrich sing it in German...

jqheywood's avatar

I feel your pain...I grew up in Arizona, and most of my family lives there still. I hang my head in shame almost daily here on our Wonkette. Of course, I did spit water all over my monitor the other day with the comment about AZ being the "meth lab of democracy," and the reply that "Yes, but it's a dry meth."

TundraGrifter's avatar

In other words, it pretty much ends like "Night of the Living Dead?"

TundraGrifter's avatar

Not since they ran over all those Indians rushing to stake out a prime patch of desert.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I thought we were always Code Pink.

TundraGrifter's avatar

She's so stoned we're taking her for granite.

TundraGrifter's avatar

PGS: Actually, I believe the figure is well over 200. Sadly.

TundraGrifter's avatar

How did Jon Stewart miss this one in his masterful summary of "conservatives as victims?"

A textbook case...

chascates's avatar

Wait till she finds out about the gay black terrorists!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If you're asking me, I'd be flattered. What is your blog?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/banghead.gif" target="_blank">This.</a>

Spurning Beer's avatar

That's right, a total fertilizer queen.

I think we've all seen the Homo Threat a lot more clearly since the tragic Oklahoma City Glitter Bombing.

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America's moral fiber used to be dacron polyester, or maybe canvas, but now it's turning into Spandex, or even lamé.

This is NOT what the Founding Fathers would have considered "fabulous."

Oh wait. They were all about silk waistcoats and stockings.