26 Comments
User's avatar
Lefty Mark's avatar

And The Philippines. And Iran.

Lefty Mark's avatar

It's why every day the news is filled with reports of beheadings in Azerbaijan, Bangladesh and Turkey.

Lefty Mark's avatar

M. Robespierre and the Committee for Public Safety must have been Sekrit Muslins too, given their great affection for the practice of separating heads from bodies. The French Revolution, the Reign of Terror, Madame Defarge... it all makes sense now.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Q: Jakarta? A: No, they never asked for any ID.

Lefty Mark's avatar

No one expects the Spanish Final Exam.

PubOption's avatar

Hur, hur,hur, she said jizya.

Lefty Mark's avatar

You're not exactly new here, so I assume that you are familiar with the frequent use of sarcasm here, right? Unless you were being sarcastic just above, in which case shame on me.

PubOption's avatar

Why would Christians and Jews pay the protection money, if they will still be killed?

PubOption's avatar

He looks like he's getting off while ranting.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I don't know why he's all so wound up about beheadings. It's not like he's using his head for anything useful.

The Quirk's avatar

Nobody wants to go to all the trouble of really following the Bible anymore.

The Quirk's avatar

As a sissy-boy, Bennett probably wants my ass dead too. I've got no dog in this fight.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'd like to tell him ISIL/ISIS has <a href="http:\/\/talkingpointsmemo.com\/news\/isis-bans-evolution-schools" target="_blank">forbidden</a> teaching evolution. Just to watch his head explode.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Be vewy vewy wewy."