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Riggsveda's avatar

Welcome to the monkeyhouse.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I only regret that I have but one upvote to give.

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zanzibar_buckbuck_mcfate's avatar

Man, I hate my home state sometimes. This makes me sick. I got a place in Iowa if any of my Oklahomies need to couch crash so they can exercise their legal rights as women.

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efoveks's avatar

You get ten points for awesomeness, britishvoiceman.

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efoveks's avatar

Completely o/t, but your avatar is adorbs!

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zanzibar_buckbuck_mcfate's avatar

Thanks! Capybaras are so cute.

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efoveks's avatar

Frederick's of Hollywood used to, and still may, sell 5" stiletto heeled fukme pumps with metal tips. May the women of Oklahoma put the business end of a few pairs to good use. Now THAT's throwing like a girl! LOL

Also, it would make an awesome plot for one of those bad horror flicks. :-)

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greenie_61's avatar

I was thinking at least in Iowa, you're closer to Canada.

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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

Yup. Went on to have 3 brats who I and my spouse could provide for. No regrets whatsoever.

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bupkus23's avatar

So much for that:

Link: http://thehill.com/policy/h...

I'm not gonna make the mistake of now calling Gov. Mary Fallin a "moderate" - or even "sane" - but at least she recognizes a facially unconstitutional bill.

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

It would be akin to passing a bill legalizing slavery.

Well, they kinda did that with for profit prisons.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

The only good horror movies ARE the bad ones! ;>)

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Sounds like fun. So, from Columbus, Ohio, I take I-70 West and get off at which exit?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I worked for a fiscally conservative elected official who outsourced a lot of his office's functions. There were provisions to the contracts that allowed them to be cancelled if the private contractor couldn't do the job adequately, but that provision was never enforced because:

a) The private contractor took some of the money they got and made donations to the office holder's campaign fund, and

b) The money to pay them was coming from the taxpayers, and that wasn't considered real money because it wasn't coming out of their pockets.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If they weren't married by an actual Ferenghi, then, yeah, that shit cheapens marriage. The same goes for getting married by a fake Elvis.

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efoveks's avatar

LOL! And so my weekend begins. On a high note. :-)

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