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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Heck, I bet they even let the Catholics in on the fun. Grudgingly.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yay for the Okie Legislature! Oklahomanoids are now going to see more Jewish, Arabic, African, Asian, Nordic, druidic and other miscellaneous pagan solstice paraphernalia than they ever knew existed.

You might have a hard time spotting the creche in the middle of it all.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

a Christmas tree that was in danger of being *crushed* by a dwarf...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

check Wonkville, we usually have all that stuff in stock- except virgins for some strange reason...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Santorum

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they're all too busy playing college football for the entertainment of the rednecks to have time to celebrate anything other than a BCS win

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

She is a grifter savant

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Not enough trees there. Or so I'm told.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Unfortunately, levitation is not one of those magic powers.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

So we should be able to look forward to the Cherokee winter solstice celebrations?

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Painter of Goats's avatar

I'll bring the goat. Will there be margaritas?

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Jolly ol' Kris KringleKrab

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Better Sooner than Later

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Goats come in dwarf, pygmy and miniature. Though some prefer to be called "little caprines".

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

"And I heard him explain, ere he drove out of sight, "A gay-marry Christmas to all and to all a good night."

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