Don't worry, Christians! The brave and smart members of the Oklahoma Legislature are working on saving the Sacred Baby Festival from all those pagans and liberals and secular humanists who are trying to ban Christmas forever, just like they made sure that no one can ever
Yay for the Okie Legislature! Oklahomanoids are now going to see more Jewish, Arabic, African, Asian, Nordic, druidic and other miscellaneous pagan solstice paraphernalia than they ever knew existed.
You might have a hard time spotting the creche in the middle of it all.
Heck, I bet they even let the Catholics in on the fun. Grudgingly.
Yay for the Okie Legislature! Oklahomanoids are now going to see more Jewish, Arabic, African, Asian, Nordic, druidic and other miscellaneous pagan solstice paraphernalia than they ever knew existed.
You might have a hard time spotting the creche in the middle of it all.
a Christmas tree that was in danger of being *crushed* by a dwarf...
check Wonkville, we usually have all that stuff in stock- except virgins for some strange reason...
Santorum
they're all too busy playing college football for the entertainment of the rednecks to have time to celebrate anything other than a BCS win
She is a grifter savant
Not enough trees there. Or so I'm told.
Unfortunately, levitation is not one of those magic powers.
So we should be able to look forward to the Cherokee winter solstice celebrations?
I'll bring the goat. Will there be margaritas?
Jolly ol' Kris KringleKrab
Better Sooner than Later
Lord Voldemort?
Goats come in dwarf, pygmy and miniature. Though some prefer to be called "little caprines".
"And I heard him explain, ere he drove out of sight, "A gay-marry Christmas to all and to all a good night."