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Yay for the Okie Legislature! Oklahomanoids are now going to see more Jewish, Arabic, African, Asian, Nordic, druidic and other miscellaneous pagan solstice paraphernalia than they ever knew existed.

You might have a hard time spotting the creche in the middle of it all.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

a Christmas tree that was in danger of being *crushed* by a dwarf...

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check Wonkville, we usually have all that stuff in stock- except virgins for some strange reason...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they're all too busy playing college football for the entertainment of the rednecks to have time to celebrate anything other than a BCS win

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Not enough trees there. Or so I'm told.

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Unfortunately, levitation is not one of those magic powers.

Vienna Woods's avatar

So we should be able to look forward to the Cherokee winter solstice celebrations?

Painter of Goats's avatar

I'll bring the goat. Will there be margaritas?

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Jolly ol' Kris KringleKrab

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Goats come in dwarf, pygmy and miniature. Though some prefer to be called "little caprines".

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

"And I heard him explain, ere he drove out of sight, "A gay-marry Christmas to all and to all a good night."