Todd Russ likes steers, not queers If you’re like us — and we know you are because we’ve seen you in the shower — you find the ongoing right-wing freakout over gay marriage delectably amusing. Whether it’s the Florida clerks of court stopping all courthouse weddings
Another day, another "sincerely oppressed" wingnut trying to legislate his version of morality and/or faith because he can't admit that he thinks gay people are icky.
Gayz <em>should</em> feel bad about wrecking it for the rest of us! It&#039;s like when the Supremes ruled in Lawrence v. Texas that gay sex was just fine, all the ladies stopped giving sex to guys. Or at least it seemed that way to me ....
Even if you get married by the religiousest of religiony religious officials, there&#039;s still some legal paperwork needed to get all the government-approved married-people-only goodies. Which some clerk, somewhere, will have to &quot;abet&quot;, whateverthefuck he might think about gay marriage.
If some clerks don&#039;t want to perform their duties, the obvious solution is to let those clerks &quot;pursue other opportunities&quot; in the job-rich environment of Republican Oklahoma.
God&#039;s Own Party. Wait, we already have a GOP.
Universal Life Church, Rev bobbert at your service.
So far, so good.
If you are motorboating with your face, you are doing it wrong.
It&#039;s nut butter, just different.
Nor math, either, I suspect. Fingerpainting, maybe?
I got yer common law right here, you brain-dead hick...
Where did his lips go?
Another day, another &quot;sincerely oppressed&quot; wingnut trying to legislate his version of morality and/or faith because he can&#039;t admit that he thinks gay people are icky.
Gayz <em>should</em> feel bad about wrecking it for the rest of us! It&#039;s like when the Supremes ruled in Lawrence v. Texas that gay sex was just fine, all the ladies stopped giving sex to guys. Or at least it seemed that way to me ....
So you&#039;re saying he wore them out?
Just put blank wedding licenses in a vending machine in bars, gas stations, etc.
Little known fact: rep. Todd Russ&#039;s name was formerly Rep. Odd Truss.
I suspect people are more likely to just live together in the blue states so off-the-grid in terms of marriage/divorce stats.
Rammed down his throat, I assume.
Even if you get married by the religiousest of religiony religious officials, there&#039;s still some legal paperwork needed to get all the government-approved married-people-only goodies. Which some clerk, somewhere, will have to &quot;abet&quot;, whateverthefuck he might think about gay marriage.
If some clerks don&#039;t want to perform their duties, the obvious solution is to let those clerks &quot;pursue other opportunities&quot; in the job-rich environment of Republican Oklahoma.