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bobbert's avatar

Universal Life Church, Rev bobbert at your service.

Lefty Mark's avatar

If you are motorboating with your face, you are doing it wrong.

Lefty Mark's avatar

It's nut butter, just different.

EmmettGrogan's avatar

Nor math, either, I suspect. Fingerpainting, maybe?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I got yer common law right here, you brain-dead hick...

dslindc's avatar

Another day, another "sincerely oppressed" wingnut trying to legislate his version of morality and/or faith because he can't admit that he thinks gay people are icky.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Gayz <em>should</em> feel bad about wrecking it for the rest of us! It's like when the Supremes ruled in Lawrence v. Texas that gay sex was just fine, all the ladies stopped giving sex to guys. Or at least it seemed that way to me ....

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So you're saying he wore them out?

chascates's avatar

Just put blank wedding licenses in a vending machine in bars, gas stations, etc.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Little known fact: rep. Todd Russ's name was formerly Rep. Odd Truss.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I suspect people are more likely to just live together in the blue states so off-the-grid in terms of marriage/divorce stats.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Rammed down his throat, I assume.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Even if you get married by the religiousest of religiony religious officials, there's still some legal paperwork needed to get all the government-approved married-people-only goodies. Which some clerk, somewhere, will have to "abet", whateverthefuck he might think about gay marriage.

If some clerks don't want to perform their duties, the obvious solution is to let those clerks "pursue other opportunities" in the job-rich environment of Republican Oklahoma.