Oklahoma concresscritter Markwayne "Not a Typo" Mullin is burning up the Saying Dumb Shit At Town Halls circuit this week! Last time we saw him, he was explaining that while he agrees with birthers, they can't win, and also we need to get rid of food assistance because he saw a physically fit couple with an EBT card this one time. Next on his hit list:
So this feller what seen excersizin folks usin the grub stubs and got the sadz, is agin folks makin enough moneez to get offin the grub stubs cause it will cause Ronnie McDonnie to get poop on his big red shoes and charge twintey dollerz for a hambuger. I call heifershit
Dipshit MarkyMarkMcDumbass failed to recognize that Afton doesn't have a McDonalds. You got to drive 15 miles to Vinita, OK to get your McAnus burger.
Of course, the McDonald's franchisees lose money on the one dollar burgers. McDonald's don't care because it is a land company that happens to also sell hamburgers.
The great Jim "Whole Hog" Hightower says "The issue isn't jobs. Slaves have jobs. The issue is wages." If your local FM public radio station doesn't carry his morning commentary, check out his website! He's a genius!
So this feller what seen excersizin folks usin the grub stubs and got the sadz, is agin folks makin enough moneez to get offin the grub stubs cause it will cause Ronnie McDonnie to get poop on his big red shoes and charge twintey dollerz for a hambuger. I call heifershit
Or Femalaey
Without even clicking on that, let me launch a metaphorical RPG at Gina Rinehart.
You've been busy. Well done.
Cogent.
Extremely off-topic: I regret the demise of the mushroom-Swiss Anus Burger, of which I formerly would have one or two a month.
On-topic: Markwayne Mullin is a fucking idiot, but yet a Member of Congress. We're probably doomed.
so essentially Markwayne is incontinent?
as was Joe Dirt
I understand Legislative Shitmuffin is on the dollar menu at McDonald's
Dipshit MarkyMarkMcDumbass failed to recognize that Afton doesn't have a McDonalds. You got to drive 15 miles to Vinita, OK to get your McAnus burger.
I would say the fourth horseman of his personal Apocalypse is Barack Obama.
Although, some people say it is Heterosexuality.
Of course, the McDonald's franchisees lose money on the one dollar burgers. McDonald's don't care because it is a land company that happens to also sell hamburgers.
The great Jim "Whole Hog" Hightower says "The issue isn't jobs. Slaves have jobs. The issue is wages." If your local FM public radio station doesn't carry his morning commentary, check out his website! He's a genius!
As long as MarkWayne isn't being paid minimum wage, he could give a f about those who are.
Actually, pricing people out of the market for Big Macs and supersized fries would be the hidden benefit.
They’re so cute when they’re that fucking stupid.
grumpy cow