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Capt.Jim's avatar

So this feller what seen excersizin folks usin the grub stubs and got the sadz, is agin folks makin enough moneez to get offin the grub stubs cause it will cause Ronnie McDonnie to get poop on his big red shoes and charge twintey dollerz for a hambuger. I call heifershit

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bobbert's avatar

Or Femalaey

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bobbert's avatar

Without even clicking on that, let me launch a metaphorical RPG at Gina Rinehart.

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bobbert's avatar

You've been busy. Well done.

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bobbert's avatar

Cogent.

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bobbert's avatar

Extremely off-topic: I regret the demise of the mushroom-Swiss Anus Burger, of which I formerly would have one or two a month.

On-topic: Markwayne Mullin is a fucking idiot, but yet a Member of Congress. We're probably doomed.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so essentially Markwayne is incontinent?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as was Joe Dirt

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I understand Legislative Shitmuffin is on the dollar menu at McDonald's

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Fartknocker's avatar

Dipshit MarkyMarkMcDumbass failed to recognize that Afton doesn't have a McDonalds. You got to drive 15 miles to Vinita, OK to get your McAnus burger.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I would say the fourth horseman of his personal Apocalypse is Barack Obama.

Although, some people say it is Heterosexuality.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Of course, the McDonald's franchisees lose money on the one dollar burgers. McDonald's don't care because it is a land company that happens to also sell hamburgers.

The great Jim "Whole Hog" Hightower says "The issue isn't jobs. Slaves have jobs. The issue is wages." If your local FM public radio station doesn't carry his morning commentary, check out his website! He's a genius!

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Incoming Ham's avatar

As long as MarkWayne isn't being paid minimum wage, he could give a f about those who are.

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schmannity's avatar

Actually, pricing people out of the market for Big Macs and supersized fries would be the hidden benefit.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

They’re so cute when they’re that fucking stupid.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

grumpy cow

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