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The expression in that well-chosen led foto would fit perfectly into The Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978).

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Hopefully something that puts him up Stitt's Creek without a paddle.

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Every time one of these stupid, ignorant fucks mentions Critical Race Theory I wish they would [redacted] their [redacted] on a rusty woodchipper. Seriously though - anyone who references CRT without knowing anything about it should have to pass a citizenship test before speaking again.

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oooh boy oh boy oh boy, Biden is surely done for now, as he sold a million barrels of oil to Hunter Biden to help the commies or something, according to the dumbest people on twitter.,

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900-foot-tall Jesus says vote for Walters or he'll kill Oral Roberts.

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Linear time…who really understands it anyway?

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Yay... Small government republicans claim to love. What did raygun say...I'm with the government, I just want to sniff around a bit...

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How dare anyone teach "diversity, equity and inclusion" alternatives to the accepted, established educational norms,..

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New Testament redemption, Old Testament god

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They think telling students about the Tulsa race riots is “devisive” and should be banned.

But then, they also want to ban teaching that racism is bad. Criticizing Racism in Teaching is something the Racist Republican Party cannot tolerate.

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(Asking for a rwnj friend) How many yearly salaries would that two hundred grand cover in Oklahoma?

Yeah, like what the fuck could possibly run afoul of the "don't hurt anyone's feelings by teaching history law" at the end of the Trail of Tears? Greenwood being burned to the ground?

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We already kind of do - in order to show how they got to the Holocaust, not to sympathize with a single 'Good German' who didn't know what they were getting in to.

Or Teachers could show dissenting Germans and they're heroic efforts to stop the slaughter of their neighbors. I wonder if that counts as 'the other side'

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He certainly hasn't read Orwell.

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Who will Jesus kill if I don't vote for Trump in 2024?

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And "spitt" and "titty-titty-tit" as well.

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I hear language arts in OK is largely founded on the work of Derrida and Lacan, with lashings of Heidegger.

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