Yargle bargle floop, word word word. LIMBAUGH: So we got a hurricane coming. The National Hurricane Center, which is a government agency, is very hopeful that the hurricane gets near Tampa. The National Hurricane Center is Obama. It’s the National Weather Service, part of the commerce department. It’s Obama.
Nope ... the fat unhinged pig is doubling down: "I wonder if Obama's constant warfare on bosses and so forth might have led this guy to pull the trigger?"
--Rush Limpballs, on the Empire State Building shootings.
I thought it was because he was such good friends with the Guy-in-the-Sky who makes the weather. No need for a national weather service, when doG is telling the prez which way the wind will blow.
Nobody is pointing out that it was rather foolish to plan an event in the Caribbean during August. It's called Hurricane "Season" for a reason.
I think it's fairly safe to say that the Republicans now thing we're living in the Marvel Universe and that Obama is actually Storm's secret identity...
They're both blahs, what more do you people need?
"I can see Obama sending FEMA in in advance of the hurricane hitting Tampa so that the Republican convention is nothing but a bunch of tents in Tampa, a bunch of RVs and stuff."
As opposed to the bunch of empty suits that will certainly be there.
Nope ... the fat unhinged pig is doubling down: "I wonder if Obama's constant warfare on bosses and so forth might have led this guy to pull the trigger?"
--Rush Limpballs, on the Empire State Building shootings.
From your lips to FSM's ears.
The GOP feeds this crap to the wingnuts for political gain, leaving the Onion free to provide the same material to liberals for laughs.
(Sort of like Palin's word salad being recycled by Tina Fey. It's a win-win!)
Got to his brain already ... the vital organs can't be far behind.
I thought it was because he was such good friends with the Guy-in-the-Sky who makes the weather. No need for a national weather service, when doG is telling the prez which way the wind will blow.
I think he pronounced it "oops".
Nobody is pointing out that it was rather foolish to plan an event in the Caribbean during August. It's called Hurricane "Season" for a reason.
More and more I think that the Onion is basically predicting the future...
I think it's fairly safe to say that the Republicans now thing we're living in the Marvel Universe and that Obama is actually Storm's secret identity...
They're both blahs, what more do you people need?
Well, there is this... <a href="http://crooksandliars.com/f..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://crooksandliars.com/files/vfs/2012/08/tampa...">http://crooksandliars.com/f...
Anyone have the odds that Huckabee is already building an ark?
... This means that not only is Obama god, but all Republicans are gay...
Limbaugh is deaf. The other guy thought he was going blind.
&quot;I can see Obama sending FEMA in in advance of the hurricane hitting Tampa so that the Republican convention is nothing but a bunch of tents in Tampa, a bunch of RVs and stuff.&quot;
As opposed to the bunch of empty suits that will certainly be there.
Mother Nature is such a slut.
Manipulating the weather in a conspiracy to gain and keep power?
I like how he makes Obama and Biden sound less like the President and Vice President, and more like Cobra Commander and Destro.