Old Clueless 'Sad Thad' Cochran Is Old, Clueless, Sad

Here is sad old Mississippi Sen. 'Sad Thad' Cochran, two full days after the Stunning Virginia Primary Upset That Changed The American Political Landscape Forever, politely admitting that he has no idea whatsoever about the result, since "I haven't really followed that campaign very closely." After all, it's just another House campaign, why would anyone want to talk about THAT?

We feel bad for Sen. Cochran since he is so obviously old and clueless and doomed to lose his runoff to first-class ratfucker and loonbucket Chris McDaniel. And yet it is also rather impressive that, armed with no awareness at all, he is more than happy to offer a comment on this thing that he is apparently the last political person in America to learn of:

Oh, I can make a comment! ... Yeah well it happens. Uh, you know, members of congress, some win, some lose, and it's not an automatic proposition that you get reelected just because you've done a good job. Voters make their own decisions and I respect their judgment.

Cochran then excused himself, adding, "The people have spoken, and the system works. Now, if you'll excuse me, my manservant is here to take me to my bathing chamber. Come along, Ol' Shoe! I must dress for the Cotillion!"

[ FoxNews ]

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