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One of the few bright spots of yesterday's election. This turd is out of his job. Good riddance!!

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"Failing upwards"

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So shines a good deed in a weary world.

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upvoting your own comment? Guess that`s the only ones you ever get eh? What a fucking loser.

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The United States cannot become a "banana republic" for the simple reason you don't have a U.S. Embassy to foment coups and undermine progressive governments.

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We need to keep Lizzie in the Senate, especially since AsshatCaveCreep Curt Schilling has announced that he's going to run against her. Plus, Lizzie's just 2 years younger than Hillz.

How about Jennifer Granholm? She's 20 years younger than Lizzie. And she worked for both the Obama & Hillz campaigns.

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My thoughts, (fears), exactly.

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Performance Art, right Dave? You are classic, a new Andy Kaufman. Bravo.

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Who's this "we" you mention? You got a gerbil up your ass?

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Well! And I thought I was hallucinating when I saw a brief mention the old poot got defeated. Wow!

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Now he can become head of Homeland Security!

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I cannot wait for your next post about how Mussolini got the trains to run on time.

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I'd rather read Hydra slash fic right now than any news about President-elect Asshole, so some legit fan fic works well. Thanks.

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I wish I could find the one where Steve Rogers, child of the Depression, is totally for the ACA and abortion rights - "my mother was a nurse in a poor part of town; I know exactly what happens when women have no legal options" - and all the other social safety nets that didn't exist back then.

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i would've happily voted for joe.

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That`s a pretty fucking epic fail turdjuggler, my name is clear as day for all to see.

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