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Sturgis Donald Sturgis!

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Maybe he can play the Corn Palace with the loser pillow guy as an opening act.

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Go, go Gadget mouth!

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Summer tour = paymylegalbillsgriftapalooza

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Wall Drug! Free ice water!

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Betcha the tour wrap party will be in Moscow.

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Any chance that Trump will avoid a criminal trial the hard way, the same as the warden in Shawshank Redemption?

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palm beach already had enough trouble unloading marjorie stoneman douglas' estate the first time. if they have to take it over and sell it again maybe yoko ono still wants to buy it.

or perhaps they can make it into a museum of criming.

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Yeah, no one has to put up with his shit anymore. Now he’s just a private citizen wanting to host an event like any other. All cities have to do is ask for full payment upfront or say no and that’s that.

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The insurrection isn't over. The Beer Hall Putsch was a failure, too. The Repubs are going to steal the House in 22, and that's all she wrote.

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Trump's staying one step ahead of the law Outlaw Tour!

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I recommend to any city that hosts his Two Hour Hate that they get paid for security UP FRONT. If the city doesn't get paid up front and then gets stiffed, that's their fault.

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If you're against these rallies I just remind you that he almost certainly will provide evidence of his criminality at the events. His big mouth is his biggest enemy, even more than me.

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So summer tour of the great hits:They're Trying to Lock Me UpMy Other Lawyer Has Had To Lawyer UpI Don't Want to Pay Lawyer FeesManhattan BluesNobody Important is Taking My Phone CallsFacebook Won't Let Me Back In...Neither Will TwitterAnd so much, much more

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