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It must have been those chinese hackers, yeah, that's da ticket, those chinese hackers are us.

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Oops. Bawling! I meant bawling! So sorry, can I get you a glass of water or a tissue or anything?

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Is that binky nipple-side out, or handle-side out?False dichotomy! It could be one of those double-nippled binkies . . .

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the trio of idiots on the crusty couch had thiswv as their 'light hearted' morning grabber. much sarcastic tone, leering facial expressions qanf plain old douche baggery insued.

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Conservative media outlets are running wild with this photo, suggesting that Biden was behaving inappropriately with the toddler.

Yep, the GOP's cronies in the right wing blogosphere is getting more and more desperate in their search for ways to spew inflammatory nonsense about the Obama administration.

Next up -- Democratic candidate for public office kisses a baby while on the campaign trail, proving that he must be a closeted pedophile.

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"professional equestrian" is the richwhitepersoniest job I've ever heard of.

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A little tender stroking of my forehead as I lie upon my fainting couch while murmuring "There, there" would be nice

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*snort*

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That's a Big Sucking Deal!

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You know OHJ has gone too far with the baby kissing when he comes back with the pacifier.

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"professional equestrian" = living off dad's money

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Fox News Headline: "Biden Sucks!"

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This is the problem with photos. The framed shot shows OHJB, a binky, and a baby leading one to presume that the binky belongs to the baby. What you can't see is that out of frame sits a crying Ted Cruz balling his eyes out because someone stole his pacifier.

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See, the Democrats really are takers. Straight from babies, too.

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Obviously Biden is teaching that kid a lesson for having stolen Obama's jacket and washed it using the hot cycle.

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From the number of women in the photo one can only assume the meeting had something to do with legislating the female reproduction system.

"We got this!"

~ us old white guys

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