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Ray Ban Aviators. otherwise he'd have to head to Nevada to murder some freedom cows

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I saw Joe's wife this morning on a news show and she is just incredibly beautiful!

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god yes.

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where's the bitchin camero?

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I swear I was only checking for <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/04\/15\/i-touch-myself-project-breast-cancer-psa_n_5153441.html" target="_blank">cancer</a>.

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That works both ways . . . he gets Jill, which makes us guys jealous. Then again, we're jealous of Bamz, also too.

This is what happens when you elect studly Democrats instead of lame-assed Republicans: they're likely to have hawt mates. Small price to pay, IMO.

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RB3025 aviators, polarized. Soon to be out of stock, across the continent. ♫♪ "These Bans are your Bans, these Bans are my Bans ..."

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Dreamy! And best appreciated whilst drinking beverage of your choice (coffee, non-Canadian whiskey, etc.) out of an official Wonkette Smilin' OHJB mug (mine arrived last week). Take care not to spill mug contents while, um, multitasking with other hand.

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And this was not made into a Blingee WHY? WHERE HAVE THE BLINGEES GONE? YOU ARE RUINING AMERICA.

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