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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Ray Ban Aviators. otherwise he'd have to head to Nevada to murder some freedom cows

chascates's avatar

I saw Joe's wife this morning on a news show and she is just incredibly beautiful!

fuflans's avatar

where's the bitchin camero?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I swear I was only checking for <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/04\/15\/i-touch-myself-project-breast-cancer-psa_n_5153441.html" target="_blank">cancer</a>.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That works both ways . . . he gets Jill, which makes us guys jealous. Then again, we're jealous of Bamz, also too.

This is what happens when you elect studly Democrats instead of lame-assed Republicans: they're likely to have hawt mates. Small price to pay, IMO.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

RB3025 aviators, polarized. Soon to be out of stock, across the continent. ♫♪ "These Bans are your Bans, these Bans are my Bans ..."

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Dreamy! And best appreciated whilst drinking beverage of your choice (coffee, non-Canadian whiskey, etc.) out of an official Wonkette Smilin' OHJB mug (mine arrived last week). Take care not to spill mug contents while, um, multitasking with other hand.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

And this was not made into a Blingee WHY? WHERE HAVE THE BLINGEES GONE? YOU ARE RUINING AMERICA.