Old Handsome Joe Biden Will Work For You Baby (And Work You, And Work You) Until You Succumb

Well, here is an afternoon Joe Biden Treat! Watch what happens when a woman refuses to succumb to Joe Biden's charms because of how she is literally 108 years old, and not like Joe Biden means "literally." Has any man ever been so constant in his attention, so single-minded in his pursuit, so not taking your 108-year-old disinterest in him for an answer? No. No man ever has. He's got presents to ply you with, just little tokens to remind you of his intentions. He'll play the clown if it will just light up your 108-year-old eyes with a smile. He'll plant one on you, boy howdy, will he ever, real soft and real sweet. No, no woman is safe from a man like Joe Biden, especially not a two-time Bronze Star winner who's got a picture of "younger, handsomer" presidents in her bedroom. Old Handsome Joe Biden is not stepping back from your challenge, oldest-living-female-veteran Lucy Coffey. And that other guy? He may be the "president," but he'll never work so hard to win you as dogged, scuffed-up prizefighter Scranton Joe. He's the one who loves you.

[ BusinessInsider ]