Old Lesbian Billionaire Warren Buffett Now Constantly Singing At People

It is official. Warren Buffett, the Sage of Omaha, class warrior, and by all appearances victim of Stage Four of Lesbian Bed Death, will now use his "fuck-you" money to buy a slot and make you listen to him singing whenever and wherever he wants. He has appeared with a ukelele for the Chinese New Year, and in his latest bid for the lights of Broadway, in a newsboy's cap from the 1930s, when he was 47 years old. See him crackle and warble -- charmingly! unbearably! depending upon your affection or lack thereof for the crusty tycoon -- a "funny" song about how he now owns a newspaper, the medium of the future (just ask Rupert Murdoch)!

After he finished his delightful (horrible) number, world's famousest secretary Debbie Bosanek offered a list of things she would buy once she hit the "Mitt Romney" job creator tax bracket of like negative 220 percent. Why does old lesbian Warren Buffett hate America? [ Omaha.com, via Romenesko ]