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No Bones About It's avatar

Really, though, for once the orange turd has a point. Strip mines and oil wells are far more aesthetically pleasing than windmills, they don't need to be subsidized, and they don't drive the whales nuts. Who can argue with that?

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Heidi L πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

It's rare that I disagree with Wonkette, but a statement was made that I can't allow to go unchallenged: Eric is objectively the ugliest of the devil's spawn, not junior. I mean, the gums alone... Probably the dumbest as well. If junior requires a superlative, I'd probably go with "douchiest" or "greasiest". THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

All Shitler does is bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Or to a Scot: bulljobby, bulljobby, bulljobby.

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Lisa Joy πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ's avatar

We don’t actually expect him to know how to play fair? He has been an entitled piece of crap since he was born because his father taught him wealth made him better than everyone else, or at least let him believe it.

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Regret's avatar

He tore up the dunes?! As a Dutchie living below sea level that really pisses me off. And as a nature lover that pisses me off even more, since dunes are fragile ecosystems that perform essential roles! And as someone who enjoys a good nature walk or cycle, it angers me as well.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Donald J. Trump, in the wind rant above: "Energy should not need subsidy. With energy you make money."

Well, damn -- mark today on the calendar, because I agree. So let's stop giving them to oil companies, the most profitable businesses on the fucking planet, okay?

Oh, oil is different? Is it? Is it *really*?

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

And the wind cried moron . . .

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LP's avatar

The first time I saw that photo of Mary Trump I thought it was a doctored photo of Dotard!

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beb's avatar

He'll be a drooling moron before the Midterms.

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LP's avatar

He isn't already??

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Jeri in Tx's avatar

djt on European Union trade deal "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!".

SMDH

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. This entire maladministration disgusts me. How soon before they come for us Jews?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"GOLF IS THE GREATEST! I LOVE GOLF! SO I CHEAT ON IT." -- 'First Saying' from "The Innumerable Sayings of Chairman Sir".

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

well people do say he smells, and they call him diaper donnie for a reason, so his obsession with breaking wind plays true (its a euphemism for farts)

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Hank Napkin's avatar

History's first recorded proof that wearing Black is not always Slimming.

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Mommadillo's avatar

We still have allies? Who knew?

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Parakeetist's avatar

South Dakota and Ohio each have a bunch of tornado warnings.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

That sounds awful "woke".

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