Maybe his farts are helping to keep him warm. Though that might be taxing on those seated near him. Those fast food farts are noxious. It also verifies my theory that he is full of shit, or his depends are. In either case, I don't want to be the person to prove it one way or the other.
Sorry. There is no way on earth that I would ever knit him anything, not even if I got to put insults to every aspect of his being all over every square millimeter of the fabric. If it's cold, then perhaps he should bring a coat. On the other hand, I think I could be a fair and impartial juror because I care about the rule of law. What greater rejection of everything about him could there be than truly upholding the rule of law?
I like that he has to use the courthouse public bathroom. I would feel bad for the SS guys that have to follow him in there if they weren't a buncha MAGATs.
"papers printed out for him by the blonde lady who follows him around with a damn printer in a Radio Flyer Wagon, printing out things to make this record-breakingly old Boomer and his tiny hands feel better."
I can relate. One of the many side benefits of nursing a baby was the realization that those little bitty hands made even my nursing apparatus look big. You just need to employ the proper contrast in order to make whatever you have look big (or small, as the case may be).
"printing out emails for my boss" i always took as comedic shorthand for "i have an old out of touch boss" ... but imagine if that is your main task and legitimate full time job?! i would quit out of embarrassment.
I had a boss once who, when I was assigned to update/replace our department's website, insisted I print everything out for her to approve - and she HAD to approve it before it could go live. The woman literally had no clue about how hyperlinks function. I had to print out every single link for her.
In nursing-home parlance, and purely metaphorically speaking I am SURE, Trump is a "finger-painter."
He digs down deep in that diaper and paints a Boschian picnickscape for the bored onlookers.
“The whopping outrage of Trump’s indictment, it’s a whopping outrage..."
Well, hell, I was going to use the word "whopping" in a staff meeting this afternoon, but I guess I'll have to change my plans.
Maybe his farts are helping to keep him warm. Though that might be taxing on those seated near him. Those fast food farts are noxious. It also verifies my theory that he is full of shit, or his depends are. In either case, I don't want to be the person to prove it one way or the other.
Everyday gets worse for tfg. Good.
BFB. Big Fucking Baby.
Sorry. There is no way on earth that I would ever knit him anything, not even if I got to put insults to every aspect of his being all over every square millimeter of the fabric. If it's cold, then perhaps he should bring a coat. On the other hand, I think I could be a fair and impartial juror because I care about the rule of law. What greater rejection of everything about him could there be than truly upholding the rule of law?
Has he never heard of longjohns?
We could ask classical couturiere Medea to whip something up for him.
Ew. Don, Jr.? Eric?
I just became vegetarian. Maybe vegan. Maybe even breatharian.
The BBC has a succinct list of the public data on the main 12 jurors. These are a smart, diverse group who sound trustworthy. Donnie is so boned...😴
Trump jury members set for opening statements: Who are they? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68848665
I like that he has to use the courthouse public bathroom. I would feel bad for the SS guys that have to follow him in there if they weren't a buncha MAGATs.
Fingers crossed that we get a story by Evan tomorrow regarding PAB's farting all day in court.
"papers printed out for him by the blonde lady who follows him around with a damn printer in a Radio Flyer Wagon, printing out things to make this record-breakingly old Boomer and his tiny hands feel better."
It's not honest work, but it's a living
It’s prolly not even a *real* RF; more likely one a them cheap Harbor Freight knockoffs.
my guess is he was given that stack to keep him busy in the court room. except now he'll order his lawyers to introduce them as evidence
Do those pages all have tears in their i’s?
“Sir, these are the fakeyest fake charges, the likes of which we’ve never seen!”
But does this aide print these things on undersized paper? You know he'd like that.
I can relate. One of the many side benefits of nursing a baby was the realization that those little bitty hands made even my nursing apparatus look big. You just need to employ the proper contrast in order to make whatever you have look big (or small, as the case may be).
5 x 7 FTW!!
"printing out emails for my boss" i always took as comedic shorthand for "i have an old out of touch boss" ... but imagine if that is your main task and legitimate full time job?! i would quit out of embarrassment.
I had a boss once who, when I was assigned to update/replace our department's website, insisted I print everything out for her to approve - and she HAD to approve it before it could go live. The woman literally had no clue about how hyperlinks function. I had to print out every single link for her.
Scott Adams is gone but the PHBs are still with us.
It's his health care plan, isn't it?
Infrastructure week. FTW!!
"He mentions at the beginning of this one that “the Rolling Stone” doesn’t even like Bragg’s chances!"
But will he get his picture on the cover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuvfIePDbgY