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MommaDoc's avatar

You had me at Old Treasonballs. I spit out my coffee on that one. Keep ‘em coming.

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MarionNYNY's avatar

Hello Justin. The next time the bully calls you governor here are some snappy comebacks to get under his skin: "Thank you Front Man Trump. I look forward to talking to President Musk after the inuguration!" "Thank you Front Man Trump. Could you ask Peter Thiel if you can bring JD Vance next time? He's adorbs!" "Thank you Front Man Trump. Please tell your wife, I say hello."

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

In my experience as a grandson of Canadian immigrants, and having extended family there, I can confidently say Canucks HATE being treated like an inconsequential 51st state.

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Plain Marie's avatar

"Very clean National parks" is good, yah, but not sure it balances out the ongoing Oil Sands environmental ___ (insert your favorite term for disaster).

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"fucker-me-do"?

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Dodo B Bird's avatar

Remember when the Canadian parliament brought an old real life Canadian immigrant former WW2 Ukrainian Nazi war criminal who swore Allegiance to Adolf Hitler and helped in the Genocide of the Jews and Russians in Ukraine and Russia and the Soviet Union.......and the Canadian Parliament and Trudeau and Zelinski all gave him a Standing Ovation?

What.....you don't remember that?

I do!

#Too Soon.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

So do I. It was a diplomatic screw up, and you are either being disingenuous or deliberately spreading Russian disinformation like some kind of bot!

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

canadian 'whisky' isnt 'just rye'

canadian whiskies are blended whiskies, and therefore are shit

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

That's a pretty rum statement.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Government by trolling. That's what it's come to.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

We used to call it "schoolyard taunts," but we'll go with the current mores and tempora.

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RRJKR's avatar

Nah, Alaska back to Russia. Sweetheart deal will include Trump hotels in Moscow and St Petersburg.

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Marla's avatar

Famous, or is it infamous Canadians.

Ted Cruz.

Anything to give me a reason to write...

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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Pixeloid's avatar

Canada is a much nicer place than the United Snakes, but I still couldn't live there. I don't like hockey or maple syrup/flavor on anything.

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Andrew Fleming's avatar

Fair. Plus we actually spell it "flavour," and I die a little bit inside everytime I use American spelling for words like humour, honour or theatre just to reach a wider audience. I'm sure Seth Rogen felt the same with his film Neighbors, not Neighbours.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

How's the "gaol" situation? Or "tyre"?

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

Is this bullshit why the US dollar is surging against the loonie and euro? Cuz I'd think it should be the other way around, but what do I know?

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agony's avatar

It's not ham, it's back bacon. Or as they call it in Ontario, pea meal bacon. If we just say "bacon", it looks just like American bacon.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Driving to Toronto from Detroit twice a year to visit family, my dad would sing out, every time we passed a farm with pigs: "Canadian bacon!"

He had better "dad jokes," but that was one.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Re: Sir

Sir is deeply damaging, deeply offensive. But also, Sir is older than dirt, seriously ethically, morally, physically, and mentally compromised. My money is on the clock -- since Sir ain't got much clock left. Stains shall surely remain, but Sir most surely shall not.

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Lynn Veit's avatar

Yea, and it be nigh unto Christmastide, when Our Lord of Misrule shall preside over the Feast of Alle Fools gathered 'round the Offal Office, forthwith to annoint Him, their Lord, the Mac of all Donalds, unto the Throne of the White Castle. Then shall the Annointed One knight his Fools unto his court....

Well, technically, none of that can happen until after January 20, but I wanted to work in the Lord of Misrule somehow.

Except the original Feast of Fools lasted only one day. We'll be struck with this back-asswards circus for god knows how long, unless Father Time starts feeling a little cranky and smites the bastard. Even then, the retinue of monkeys will still be there, flinging their feces into the faces of Americans. 'Murkans too, but they'll just eat it up.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

This dampens my enthusiasm for Childermass...

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

We may hope someday for "Sir-cease of sorrow."

That's a "Poe" you can take to the bank, btw.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Doing an attempt at Beef Strogonoff because we have egg noodles that will soon be out of date.

God help us all.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Sell-by" dates are a function of the Deep State. RFKJR will fix that up for you.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Beef Stroganoff was originally served over shoestring potatoes.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

As an unreconstructed "Kartoffelfresser," I can get behind that.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

PAPPARDELLE fer crissake!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm a member of the People's Liberation Front of Canada. I was recently approached by the People's Canadian Liberation Front, but I'm not having anything to do with those splitters.

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Lynn Veit's avatar

Upvote for Life of Brian reference. 😊

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

I'm in the CWD 1st California Detachment.

http://www.standingonguard.com/index2.html

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Easterncedar's avatar

I loved CWD in the day. I try to hope the movement just got stealthy, not just wandered off into the snow.

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Mexfiles's avatar

Canada is the largest PURCHASER of US goods, but Mexico is the largest trading partner. But, yeah, "Canadian Bacon" -- having grown up closer to Montreal than NYC -- resonated, when the invaders are forced to add a French version to their "Canada Sucks" bumper sticker.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"LHOOQ"

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