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bobbert's avatar

I think that was the idiot Congress, but bqwtvber.

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I don't think that will happen.

Until later.

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In the proper universe, Ollie North would be regarded the same as Benedict Arnold. Slightly more complex than their signature images, but basically cartoon traitors.

I used to hope to run into Ollie at some charity event or something, but he rarely comes to the Left Coast, and now I'm afraid my 66-yo cross is too weak.

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bobbert's avatar

Ehh, Those of us who lived through Reagan already know, and the righties don't care.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Turning to the subject of the environment, Bush said he will do whatever it takes to undo the tremendous damage not done by the Clinton Administration..."

It was funny, before it was true.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Fiction, I think, is alive and well ... and living under an assumed name, courtesy of the GOP's witless protection program.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Most preposterous conspiracy theory evarrr!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Oops. Watch that post vanish within 24 hours.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I keeps tellin' yas: use Firefox, with AdBlock Plus. And send Wonkette a few bucks a month, to make up for it.

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bobbert's avatar

Okay. Now, I only use a desk/laptop (not a phone. I know shit-all about phonez). But I use chrome with the ABP extension, and I never see any of the shit you describe. From what I hear, FF with ABP will do the same, but I haven't actually used that.

Sometimes, I think I may be missing something, but mostly, haha.

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bobbert's avatar

And so, what's the word, ......shmoo? flmooo? shtoo?

Oh, yeah, TRUE.

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bobbert's avatar

Have to give passing credit for witless protection program,.

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PubOption's avatar

...we can't CONTRAindict you.

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artem1s's avatar

If Karl StillwaitingforthoseresultsinOhio Rove gets his way, the Onion can just rerun this in 2016 and insert Jeb and Obama where appropriate.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

correct, it was limited congressional immunity

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