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I think that was the idiot Congress, but bqwtvber.

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I don't think that will happen.

Until later.

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In the proper universe, Ollie North would be regarded the same as Benedict Arnold. Slightly more complex than their signature images, but basically cartoon traitors.

I used to hope to run into Ollie at some charity event or something, but he rarely comes to the Left Coast, and now I'm afraid my 66-yo cross is too weak.

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Ehh, Those of us who lived through Reagan already know, and the righties don't care.

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"Turning to the subject of the environment, Bush said he will do whatever it takes to undo the tremendous damage not done by the Clinton Administration..."

It was funny, before it was true.

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Fiction, I think, is alive and well ... and living under an assumed name, courtesy of the GOP's witless protection program.

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Most preposterous conspiracy theory evarrr!

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Oops. Watch that post vanish within 24 hours.

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I keeps tellin' yas: use Firefox, with AdBlock Plus. And send Wonkette a few bucks a month, to make up for it.

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Okay. Now, I only use a desk/laptop (not a phone. I know shit-all about phonez). But I use chrome with the ABP extension, and I never see any of the shit you describe. From what I hear, FF with ABP will do the same, but I haven't actually used that.

Sometimes, I think I may be missing something, but mostly, haha.

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And so, what's the word, ......shmoo? flmooo? shtoo?

Oh, yeah, TRUE.

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Have to give passing credit for witless protection program,.

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...we can't CONTRAindict you.

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If Karl StillwaitingforthoseresultsinOhio Rove gets his way, the Onion can just rerun this in 2016 and insert Jeb and Obama where appropriate.

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correct, it was limited congressional immunity

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