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That would make a great horror movie! "The calls are coming from inside the White House." Drew Barrymore could totally play Nuzzi.

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Go brush your tooth Cletus.

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LOL you are hilarious. You even cited FOX news what a perfect impression of a blubbering trump loving misogynist who never gets laid and believes everything that validates their stupidity! You're funny.

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See: clutch, pearls

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Kafka on an acid and Absinthe bender.

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That doesn't mean Trump is not dumb, it just means the media is very easy to control. His ability to take the attention off stuff just says horrible things about humanity.

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Some fair points, though it would not surprise me in the least if Trump avoids going to the doctor and especially would avoid mentioning his penis so nobody would ever find out if he has syphilis. From now on I will assume Trump has no syphilis and saying that he has is hobo-libel.

That said, everything is funny. Literally everything. An inability to laugh at the stupendous absurdity of reality says nothing about the situation, instead it says something about you. There is nothing wrong with being unable to laugh at certain situations, nobody is perfect and we all have our weaknesses. But don't go around telling other people what they should and shouldn't laugh about. This world needs more laughter, even if the jokes are darker than dead baby jokes.

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in fairness, trump is only in the white house because he kept yelling "the president is a ni-CLANG"

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"Work work work work work work! Did you miss me, girls?"...

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I agree Syphilis jokes are Not Funny.

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Olivia Nuzzi said a cuss! Wait, am I taking the wrong point from the post? One of my 3 jobs is working with middle schoolers, and 'said a cuss' is a Big Deal.

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¿Quien es mas egocéntrico?

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Tell 'em I said "OW!"

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Desk for President 2020!

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THEY ARE KISSING RIGHT NOW!

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