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YES. YES. YES1!11!!!!1!!

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What's all this about a Bruce Willis marriage crisis?

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When did the Orange Turd take a polygraph, and what did they ask him? "Is your name Donald Trump? Are you the president? Do you commit adultery? Are you broke as fuck and using your job to generate income?" Yes, yes, yes, and yes. "My god, you pass with flying colors, Mr. President!" Thank you, Candy Man.

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Damn I miss The Far Side!

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When Cohen flips, El Stupido De Oranga will flip his shit concurrently. We are merely at the pre-shit flipping portion of this episode of, who gonna rat an rats be knowin' lots-o-shit.

Cohen has the Omerta, that blood ritual thing, the real deal bro thing. But his paid off Baby Daddy is Omerta lite. Like-caravans of busses repeatedly running over dumb believers lite.

Cohen will be registered faster in Wit Sec than you can say, Who Says.He's not going to flip, he's going to do cart wheels and that back hand springy thing into an Olympics styled 10 point finish.Flipping is for junior douches' and douchettes, Cohen is an upper scupper and they only sing like beautiful song birds in May through valleys hither and yawn.

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Yes, I too do not remember any polygraph tests, though I'm happy to be corrected if needed. On the other hand, sounds just like the kind of b.s. the so-called president would push.

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Quick and dirty google shows Stormy passes her poly. The only reference to Trump and a poly is the enquirer.

Not surprised at the result if he actually had a poly. As a serial liar he believes what ever nonsense falls from his mouth is true. Even if confronted with conflicting statements he himsekf made he would not react to either.

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Further googleing shows it was not an actual poly, but rather a voice stress analysis of a video where Trump denies collusion. It was done where the 'examiner' runs the tape through the machine, further googles brings this money quote:

"Well researched citations with titles like "Charlatanry in forensic speech science" and "Voice stress analyses: Science and pseudoscience" substantiate the label of pseudoscience, as does the Department of Justice report that explicitly states "It is clearly unlikely that a single measure such as that based on the computerized voice stress analyzer could be universally successful in assessing stress"."

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Also too: it's not a lie if you believe it.

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Ah, should have read down.

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"Arise ye pris'ners of starvation Arise ye wretched of the earth"

Sing it brothers and sisters!

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It's interesting how you are starting to be able to read the Douchebiscuit administration's various signals in various places and figure out what's going on. It's almost becoming a system, pretty soon you'll be able to document the communication channels and publish a press guide.

I see it as a Life is Hell (cartoon), in several parts

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yeah, he really believes his own BS since he's a pathological liar

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that's how we got his verbal diarrhea

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Is that still around? I wasn't sure if kids still perceived it as a threat or a promise (when [a parent] use[s] it's mention as a behavior modification tool.)

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for the kind of money his mistress got (from Edwards), I woulda thought she'd keep it under wraps

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