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Not fair. Not fair at all. Fuck a bunch of Star Wars.

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That is so ponyist. Next you'll be telling me that Flufflepuff is disqualified for not being canon! :(

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I can't tell those damn ponies apart.

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attention wonket, gives us 100 cc's of bewbs stat!

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"Say what!?

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Ben Carson and Klingon Jesus agree.

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I used to have a T-shirt with the lyrics to the theme song on it. Waiting for an elevator at a science fiction convention, the doors open to a packed car, and everyone started singing the theme.

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What? Does he dress up like a woman to use their rest room?

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Ted Reynolds, The Tides of God. Basically an Earth mission into the far reaches of space to kill God.

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Like Trump Republicans would ever enlist in anything involving someone who can shoot back.

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Who converted the Predators? The Intergalactic church? Don't remember them being Christian in any of the films.

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I wuz trying to imply that there were predators(little "p") already among the Christians, past and present day (not to imply that the circles in the Venn diagram were concentric.)

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I was talking specifically about the Predators in the Predator and Aliens VS Predator films and video games. Maybe that's what confused me.

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"end of number 3 is good"

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The future is fun! ... The future is fair! ... You may already have won! ... You may already be there!Firesign Theatre, I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus

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I've never seen that one. I lucked into finding the 'Machete Order' discussion, at which point I finally (reluctantly) bought the Clones Strike Back and Return of the Sith (and watched them in machete order, naturally). It was okay. And with 100% less middy-chlorine!

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