Here's a weird little tidbit that's emerged from the phone hacking trial for executives from Rupert Murdoch's News of the World tabloid: For reasons not made the least bit clear in this BBC story, on Thursday, the jury was read emails from an NoW editor about suspicious nut-related goings-on at Buckingham Palace. Specifically, Queen Elizabeth was "irritated" by police officers taking nuts from bowls left around the palace for the Queen to nibble on:
Leaving bowls of nuts (or M&Ms) around is just entrapment. And as big as Buckingham Palace must be they probably have hundreds of bowls of snacks hanging around. It was probably those ankle-biting Corgis her majesty is so fond of.
Fo' real. Like when people scoop the creamy part of the brie out to spread on their crackers. The rind is edible, but no one wants only the rind!
So nice to know that everything a figurehead can do in Britain is done and dusted, so the Queen can get down to the real problems.
Leaving bowls of nuts (or M&Ms) around is just entrapment. And as big as Buckingham Palace must be they probably have hundreds of bowls of snacks hanging around. It was probably those ankle-biting Corgis her majesty is so fond of.
If the queen had nuts, she'd be the king.
Are they also taking her bendy straws?
Poor dear Queen, I do sympathize - it's terribly upsetting when someone has gotten hold of your nuts.
Aren't Brazil nuts also referred to as "Rick Perry Toes"?
The whole family's nuts, amirite?
Fo' real. Like when people scoop the creamy part of the brie out to spread on their crackers. The rind is edible, but no one wants only the rind!
Hat by Wedgwood?