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So nice to know that everything a figurehead can do in Britain is done and dusted, so the Queen can get down to the real problems.

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Leaving bowls of nuts (or M&Ms) around is just entrapment. And as big as Buckingham Palace must be they probably have hundreds of bowls of snacks hanging around. It was probably those ankle-biting Corgis her majesty is so fond of.

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If the queen had nuts, she'd be the king.

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Are they also taking her bendy straws?

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Poor dear Queen, I do sympathize - it's terribly upsetting when someone has gotten hold of your nuts.

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Aren't Brazil nuts also referred to as "Rick Perry Toes"?

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The whole family's nuts, amirite?

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Fo' real. Like when people scoop the creamy part of the brie out to spread on their crackers. The rind is edible, but no one wants only the rind!

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Hat by Wedgwood?

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