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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

So nice to know that everything a figurehead can do in Britain is done and dusted, so the Queen can get down to the real problems.

chascates's avatar

Leaving bowls of nuts (or M&Ms) around is just entrapment. And as big as Buckingham Palace must be they probably have hundreds of bowls of snacks hanging around. It was probably those ankle-biting Corgis her majesty is so fond of.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If the queen had nuts, she'd be the king.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Are they also taking her bendy straws?

Painter of Goats's avatar

Poor dear Queen, I do sympathize - it's terribly upsetting when someone has gotten hold of your nuts.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Aren't Brazil nuts also referred to as "Rick Perry Toes"?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The whole family's nuts, amirite?

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Fo' real. Like when people scoop the creamy part of the brie out to spread on their crackers. The rind is edible, but no one wants only the rind!