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Vienna Woods's avatar

Uncle-in-law.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

there could be <a href="http:\/\/itsnews2them.blogspot.ca\/2011\/06\/dna-proves-who-is-prince-harrys-real.html" target="_blank">another reason</a> he doesn't have the Windsor ears... (and if so, I don't blame her one bit)

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SullivanSt's avatar

Given the relative performance of Britain's Kings and Queens throughout history, everyone in the country should've been hoping for a girl.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I agree. I think that it's a miracle that William has turned out as well as he has.

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jqheywood's avatar

King Cthulhu!

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diogenez's avatar

thinks Tina may have a loose grasp of biology.

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>My whole life is meaningless!</i>

Wait, <i>you're</i> the queen of England??

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fuflans's avatar

i heard diana wanted to name one of the boys 'oliver'.

THAT is an inspired choice.

plus, george is just such a <i>hanoverian </i>name.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

My wife?

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Shypixel's avatar

All this talk of national tradition, and succession law...

It's almost like they think the royals are the Bushes and Clintons. How cute.

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Shypixel's avatar

New Pope™?

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Shypixel's avatar

And DP for a Paulist Libertarian

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Shypixel's avatar

The Pontiff of a New Generation

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Shypixel's avatar

What could be easier?

Just don't fuck the butler, and you're golden...

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Shypixel's avatar

FOX NEWS LIBEL!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I thought I understood that birds and the bees shit but now I haz a royal confused.

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