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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That was painful to listen to. Shouty people suck.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Oooh - how you do talk!

You and me both.

Incoming Ham's avatar

When he is standing on the speakers podium and telling John Boener to "Hold my beer!" THEN I will declare him drunk.

ValiumNation's avatar

Is he a doper? Cuz he looks baked as opposed to drunk.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...you call that drunk?! Gimme a call when he is talking into his shoe like a cellphone or pissing in the corner of congress!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...my guess is, he is about one shot shy of telling Marsha Blackburn that she has awesome tits!

Ikimizi's avatar

It kinda seemed like they knew their answer without needing the question.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

except you see them double

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’d say he’s at a full W.C Fields.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we need the equivalent of ignition locks on the doors of congress. members must blow under .10 before they are allowed inside