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That was painful to listen to. Shouty people suck.

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Storm Large FTW!

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Oooh - how you do talk!

You and me both.

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When he is standing on the speakers podium and telling John Boener to "Hold my beer!" THEN I will declare him drunk.

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Is he a doper? Cuz he looks baked as opposed to drunk.

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...you call that drunk?! Gimme a call when he is talking into his shoe like a cellphone or pissing in the corner of congress!

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...my guess is, he is about one shot shy of telling Marsha Blackburn that she has awesome tits!

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It kinda seemed like they knew their answer without needing the question.

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pill popper

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except you see them double

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I’d say he’s at a full W.C Fields.

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we need the equivalent of ignition locks on the doors of congress. members must blow under .10 before they are allowed inside

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