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Spleen Victoria's avatar

We have no federal education system here in Canuckistan and as a Saskatchewanian I wish we did because we have morons in charge who are edging us ever closer to private religious schools and who suck hot donkey balls.

Still better than what’s about to happen to the poor American kiddos though.

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John Santos's avatar

No matter how shitty you think Republicans are, they always turn out to be worse.

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Bupkus231's avatar

I saw a headline earlier today, saying that FFOTUS wants student loans to now be administered by the Commerce Department. Something tells me this is a move that wasn't studied at all, and is merely FFOTUS reacting to well-deserved criticism of his decision to gut the Education Department. One wonders how fucked up student loans records will get during the move...

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Vincent's avatar

Look, they won the election, there is nothing we can do and must vote for cloture to eliminate the DOE. I mean we all oppose it and I will vote against eliminating it. That is all I can do.

- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (advised by James Carville)

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Classic "Taxi" bit:

LOUIE [breaking in a new driver]: Here's your first lesson: Never pick up a cripple. With all the time it takes them to get in and out of the cab, you could pick up two more fares. [Notices shocked expressions of the other cabbies] What?

ELAINE: First of all, Louie, they're not called "cripples" anymore. They're handicapped persons. And--

LOUIE: OK, OK, I get it. [turns to rookie driver] Forget what I just said about cripples. The people you shouldn't pick up are "handicapped persons."

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Greg Gutfeld: "I don't get it."

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WeepingAngel~Lost In The Facts's avatar

A few years ago I was talking with my (NPD) ex-husband about our oldest (who is on the spectrum) and college. He said "if you really believe she's like *that* then why are we wasting the time and money to educate her?"

She's high functioning, holds a job and drives. There are also things she doesn't/can't do not that any of that matters.

I said then and still today that he and I are both lucky that conversation took place over the phone.

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CzechJournalists's avatar

wasband??

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Stephen St John's avatar

I'm reminded again what a POS Gutfeld is, but then I remember I feel the same way about every Fox talking head.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Tim Walz posted something about how gross the fake classroom was, while noting that TFG couldn't handle a REAL classroom. Couldn't find it again or I'd post a link.

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glenglish's avatar

The other week I called this form of government a kiss-asscracy, but have noticed it's shifting into a Dunning-Krugerarchy.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

I can't look at those pictures of child abuse.

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Vesper's avatar

So when will the Kennedy Center have screenings of I Accuse?https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033750/reviews/

(or it's MAGA equivalent made with all the money DOGE saved the administration) Probably sooner than any of us would want to think.

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Fox BusineSS: Democrats condemned domestic terror on January 6, but won't now!

I really don't think that narrative is going to sell as you gut Social Security.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

If you ignore bullies they do NOT go away, but if you stop voting for these incumbent Democrats, they will. We created this problem. We can fix it. It will take awhile.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

interesting that Trump got all those Orthodox kids for his photo shoot, many of them worship Trump almost religiously, plus, if the DOE is destroyed, they hope there won't be enforcement of "secular" studies in religious schools.

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IMPOed's avatar

Yep, still a fucking lunatic!

I'd tell him to go bobbing for freedom fries but I'm a afraid he might just do it, you know?

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Shananigan's avatar

dangit you just made me lol in my office

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IMPOed's avatar

;>)

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Kegseth is gonna be pissed about this.

He was promised the military would be the first area of society that would re-segregate.

Being the first is special . . .

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Scullystwin's avatar

I fucking hate these guys and everyone who voted for them. My kids are heathy and educated thanks to public school.

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Free beach's avatar

Especially the ones who voted for this. And they still think this is all going great

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Scullystwin's avatar

Gosh they’re all just so dumb

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