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ziggywiggy's avatar

It is the zoom you have been waiting for!

It is the F.E.Z.: Fukui, Estivating (Hibernian) and Ziggy hosting.

(ok FEZ is the best i could come up with it) but it will be awesome.

All welcome! Except the obvious.

We need this.

Starts at 8pm ET watch for the link .

Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

"Ain't never gonna do it without your Fez on"

-, Steely Dan

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Mr. Goat is on Day 3 of not eating much/sleeping crazy hours, etc. (There was a new med put on board 8 weeks ago that I want to flush down the toilet. It's been fucking with absolutely everything over time.)

He has a Dr. appt tomorrow with a beloved, but unrelated specialist - who knows us very well - she helped save his life in 2019. And she happens to be one of my docs now as well.

He's not usually averse to me attending medical appointments with him, so now I think I need to insinuate myself into this one.

@#$%^&*()*&^%$#@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@$%^&*(

InMyRoom's avatar

Best of luck at the Dr's office. Hugs.

Joe Bacon's avatar

Here goes the Republican Bullshit Machine cranked up to defend Barron Trump not serving in the military!

The White House says Barron is 6 ft 9 inches which makes him too tall to serve in the armed forces...

https://bsky.app/profile/joncooper-us.bsky.social/post/3mg4hq253tc22

Friendly reminder that 7 foot tall David Robinson put his NBA career on hold to serve in the Navy...

Fleur de Sel's avatar

He could join the Lange Kerles!!

SkeptiKC's avatar

BULLSHIT.

~A Retired 63Whiskey's Missus

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

If Barron were to go into the service, he'd just be put into some rich man's son cushy position.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I know a guy who’s six-seven and served in the Marines. His name is Jason. He’s from Boston.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Based on the human pre conceived notions that height = leadership, he should be a platoon leader.

The Vietnamese used that to their advantage by shooting the giant (typically the officer), the guy carrying the radio and the M60 gunners first.

Russell Jones's avatar

Too tall, too much of a rich, spoiled candy-ass, it's p. much all the same.

Marty Smit's avatar

AI will figure it out!!!

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Ain't no draft (yet). Remind me why he might go into the military?

VaselineHabits's avatar

His father's broken soul, brain, and mouth

42tontom's avatar

Otherwise, he'd be leading the charge

*BROAD WINK*

R. Riddle's avatar

The bone spurs are more painful when you're tall.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Been drinkin too much. Takin the night off. Ginger ale!

UVB-76's avatar

Good idea. Same here, only tea.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I'm hittin the chamomile in a bit. I call that my hard drugs.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Desi Arnaz was born on this day in 1917. Here's Desi in 1947 playing "Babalu":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qTgfuNg0t4

Here he is in 1951 performing "Jezebel" with "help" from Lucille Ball:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE_2nL4wvNE

Phried Ω's avatar

I didn't think he knew any other song but Babalu.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

What's going on today? Oh, a Medal of Honor ceremony

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-makes-surreal-turn-talking-183538312.html

Let's see what happens

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Attendees at the ceremony could hear construction underway outside, where the East Wing of the White House once stood, as the event got underway.

“When I hear that sound, that beautiful sound behind me, it means money, so I like it, but my wife isn’t thrilled,” Trump shared. “She said, ‘This is getting crazy.’ I said, ‘Don’t worry about it. We’ll be all finished up in a few months.”

During his meandering comments, the president also fixated on the drapes covering the entrance to the ballroom.

“See that nice drape. When that comes down, right now you see a very, very deep hole, but in about a year and a half from now, you’re going to see a very, very beautiful building, and there’s your entrance to it right there,” Trump said, gesturing to his right. “It looks so nice, I think I’ll save money on the doors.”

He bragged about how he picked the drapes during his first term and rambled about how he “always liked gold, but I think we can save a lot of money.”

“I just saved curtains,” Trump commented before insisting the ballroom would be “spectacular.”

“I built many a ballroom. I believe it’s going to be the most beautiful ballroom anywhere in the world,” he said.

After a few minutes, the president eventually got back on track as if remembering why he was appearing at the somber White House event: 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒊𝒄 𝑨𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒔, 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Gauche. Talking money to those lay down their lives, but it’s in keeping with the whole “suckers and losers” schtick.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

“When I hear that sound, that beautiful sound behind me, it means money"

What in the actual fuck is he talking about here? He's going to make money from his stupid vanity project?

And the utter disregard for people who won the goddamn Medal of Honor.

Dogfather, deluded wine mom.'s avatar

You know, give the devil his due; he can still make my jaw drop on the regular.

42tontom's avatar

In other words, just another day for the Idiot in Chief.

LoathsomeCowboy's avatar

Just now

Reuters: explosion at US embassy in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

UVB-76's avatar

Checked, can't find it. Linky?

42tontom's avatar

See? They hate us!

Russell Jones's avatar

Who possibly could have foreseen? Nobody is who!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

That’s two US allies hit in one day. Donald’s plan to isolate us continues apace.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Secretary Rubio's remarks indicate that Israel put U.S. forces in harm's way by insisting on attacking Iran.

https://bsky.app/profile/joaquincastrotx.bsky.social/post/3mg4bi4ajh22w

marxalot's avatar

Israel struck first and then declared that it has the right to defend itself

Nancy Naive's avatar

If a threat to Israel poses an imminent threat to the US then we’ve been under an imminent threat for 75 years, which kinda belies the whole imminent thing.

CzechJournalists's avatar

why is the worlds' bully doing the bidding of its special l'il guy?

InMyRoom's avatar

Rubio is throwing Bibi under the bus. LOL

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Israel has heavy missile damage in multiple cities. Rubio doesn't want any responsibility for that!

InMyRoom's avatar

This war is ramping up in several unexpected places.

Earthquake in the Gulf: Iran war expands to dozen countries in 72 hours

https://www.axios.com/2026/03/02/iran-war-expanding-israel-lebanon-gulf-cyprus

42tontom's avatar

Certainly unexpected to the Idiots who started it.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'll bet Hegfuck is still wearing his sillyass grin.

For awhile anyway.

InMyRoom's avatar

I did not have Cyprus on my bingo card.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Oh good, US embassy in Saudi Arabia attacked. Apparently from the ground. Well now, isn’t that special. How long before the whole of the Mideast goes up in revolutions and civil uprisings? Wait, wait, don’t tell me. Four weeks.

InMyRoom's avatar

Sooner, a lot sooner.

42tontom's avatar

I believe it was the great philosopher Mike Tyson who said, "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."

marxalot's avatar

these fuckbrains didn’t even have a plan

my plan was always “get punched in the mouth,” it works as strategy if not tactics

gallbladder's avatar

He and Marcus Aurelius.

UVB-76's avatar

The Sackaduck Truck Stop and Waffle Shop, where too many voters are sleeping in somebody else's car.

LoathsomeCowboy's avatar

Missing The Point‬

*Trump sycophants feverishly inducing rashes on their necks.*

42tontom's avatar

Who could have possibly seen it coming?

Prometheus59650's avatar

garyoldman-theprofessional-EVVVERYYYONNE!.gif here

R. Riddle's avatar

I can't really have an opinion on this until I find out what Joe and Eileen Bailey of Long Island think about it.

Nancy Naive's avatar

At least Joe the Plumber was a real person.

Russell Jones's avatar

Indeed! His name wasn't Joe and he wasn't a plumber, but he was indeed a real live honest-to-shit fuckwad, "was" as in "thankfully now dead."

Russell Jones's avatar

I hear-tell that Leroy and Crankslapper Tubbs, brothers who hail from Burnt Scrotum, Alabama, have differing views on the war. Thus, I have no earthly idea what to believe!

gallbladder's avatar

Them and Bristol Palin.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

CLETUS SAFARI TIME!