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Well said...I was, I admit. I can't believe the douchebag I was at 20 turned into the nice guy at 53. Make no mistake, I'm still an asshole, but I hope I learned how to bury that and treat people nice...except when I'm driving. Ok, I still let people go first and wave pedestrians across while I wait. But I totally fucking glare at them.

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And the 19 year old won't know what yer talkin' about.

nope nope nope nope nope.

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I bet you really had to butter her up.

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I really liked him as an actor, but his role in The Longest Day was just weird. I didn't know he did country music too. So talented!

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Keep fucking that chicken, <i>Time.</i> Trend chasing in treated-wood-pulp magazines is bound to come back someday.

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I'll just leave <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=uoSr3SsoQs8" target="_blank">this</a> here . . .

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Hey Nineteen No we can't dance together No we can't talk at all

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It would take more than metal barriers to make me not enjoy a kiss.

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I'm young*. So I am more fun. Hooray for me! ____________________________________ * not intended to be a factual statement

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He said too much. "I’d like to see her again" is all you need.

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As a 36 year old man with a tongue ring, this confuses me.

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