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Maaaaaaaaaake uuuuuuuuuuuuup!!

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Foghorn leghorn.

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I don't home church. I go to a bar on Sunday morning.

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To this day I can recall the Banana Splits theme song with the merest whisper of a provocation.

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Holy Satanic Panic of D&D (early 1980s!).

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Peewee's Playhouse!!1!1!!

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The mushrooms. I sometimes feel like a mass murderer whenever I make ho and sour soup because it involves cutting up a can of straw mushrooms...

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Man I loved those, and Fractured Fairy Tales too!

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There aren’t enough fake internet points in this realty for that!

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Nightmare stuff, that Witchiepoo was scary as fuck.

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She seems like she is new to Dinsey entertainment, since so much of it, (and kid and demon friendly media, in general), contains some kind of magic!

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If you are trying to convince me to like Biden or Bloomberg, it's not working. Yes, I will get in the damned blue life boat, but I do not believe Bloomberg or Binden are the solutions. Their boats are leaky.

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That's why I like to shop on Sunday morning while all the church people are at church.

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Maleficent STILL scares me!

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