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his right foot's bigger than his other foot is, it's a reg'lar Zombie Hoof

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Or a vote of no confidence, like some civilized countries do.

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And something about one or either or both houses of congress being complicit and compliant in President's crimes.

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getting closer to confirming my prediction yesterday regarding ex-prosecutors signing-on to the letter: All of them, Katie!

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I hope you've learned your lesson. On the other hand, if nobody commented here while NOT being drunk or high, there wouldn't be much content here.

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So, are you really proposing the "arms firmly akimbo" nuclear option? Gee whillikers!

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My friend Biggus Dickus is really out there

If you'll pardon the expression

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brilliant, as is Randy's wont

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"worst proctologist" is subjective.None of us menfolk like the exam. And I don't know if my guy is good at the examining thing, although he does seem to really enjoy it. But I think he's a nice guy, and after the exam he lights up cigarettes for both of us. So I thought that was a nice touch.

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Randy Rainbow had his usual delicious take up-thread on "Be Best" - except that he parodied the lyrics to "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast."

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I'm guessing that "eating gross fast-food hamberders" will kill the sportsball figures way before Trump ever manages to get his "hands" around a gun. And even if he does manage that, everyone knows you can't pull a trigger if you have bone spurs.

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Probably OT, but I recently read Anthony Bourdain's "Kitchen Confidential" - wherein he said that Ina Garten was his favorite chef on the Food Network

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Sadly, yes

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In a better world, that list would be posted on the front page (or maybe one of them supplements, considering the amount of name) of every newspaper in the country.

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I don't understand these people. Behind closed doors, Trump must be a frothing at the mouth, batshit crazy psychopath. Everyone who's worked at the White House and left, with the exception of Omarosa, acts like he's Tony Soprano who can destroy every aspect of their lives if they don't follow his orders implicitly even though they no longer work for him.

I mean, does he just push people out of chairs and start kicking them in the stomach if they disagree with him or refuse to follow an order?

Maybe it's the polonium tea.

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Here now. Say what you will about our Mrs. Clinton, but I'd wager she knows the correct way to eat pizza.

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