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There aren't even that many of them (unsurprisingly, they suck at math.)

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The girls in your high school carried grenades in their mouths? Scary place! (If they were served naked on platters, that's different ... but equally interesting.)

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I could fudiate to that -- and I could probably refudiate to it a short time later.

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And visit ridgidparts.com for all your ridgid parts needs.

A Messican pharmacy?

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I can remember when 'urban' meant 'blah', the trailer trash might remember the same thing.

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Hello, site admins. After you review my nearby reply, could you tell me what set off the alarm. I mean, I know it wasn't particularly funny, but if the software is evaluating humor content now, it'd be nice to know.

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This will be the most successful boycott since Bull O'Really? got everybody to just give up on France. See "The Paris Business Review" for proof that it worked!

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It's so confusing to the Jesusites, they hear 'Urban' Outfitters and they expected to see blacks in the photos.

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Yes, megamoms, those "Peace" stickers sure do look "aggressive".

Years of inhaling their hairspray has clearly taken a toll on these dingbats.

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