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I love a creme egg and every time I eat one I say “two at a time baby, yeh!” because cadbury have been porning up their ads for decades.

We find that shit funny in Britain. Innuendo is something in our DNA. https://youtu.be/C30UpFc1O6oAlso too cadbury flake. Sexy af for some reason, and 30 years before WAP. https://youtu.be/9AATTN5p30A

And we have a weirdly sexy bunny for cadbury caramel (3 syllables here)

https://youtu.be/EcuUbpzgPOU

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Absolutely

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It’s always Boxing Day. It’s a cause of annoyance. Like xmas stuff in the shop before bonfire night. And back to school shit before we’ve broken up for the summer.

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Morning glory means morning hard on! “Stayed over at that lad’s last night. Made the most of his morning glory!” Was a thing I said more than once at uni.

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And cadbury would spell it Saviour because we keep the Us in our words

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The depths await.

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Or the pints covered in chocolate. You have to let them soften before you crack the chocolate coating.

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May I recommend watching the opening credits of the old Western TV show: "the Rifleman."Tight pants close up. The rifle drops into place as a calloused hand ejaculates a stream of bullets without apparent targets. The camera rises to focus on the cold eyes and tight jaw of gun pumper. Keep the sound off and step back to count bondage scenes. With the kid. Culture is often subversive. I was a devotee of Rocky & Bullwinkle and raw Bugs Bunny. Look below the surface and distractions.https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Ask them to define it.

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The rabbit died when injected with the urine of a pregnant woman. When I was stationed in Korea in mid-80s, 122 Medical kept a courtyard of rabbits as pregnancy tests.

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I too find that commercial very offensive when the lady sticks her finger in a bunch of them. Like, thanks for putting your gross dirty finger in there so no one can eat them but you, you selfish finger dipper.

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Yep. That’s pretty gay.

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Hmm. Strange. The entire world did not stop spinning, crack open, burst into flames and collapse into a singularity because of it. Who knew?

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This The Rifleman?

https://d3nvbf5pqk2vjh.clou...

Nope. Nothing innuendoish there. Not a bit.

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I think we've had the same "Cadbury Bunny Auditions" ad here for decades.

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Seriously? A woman from the birthplace of Elvis Presley is upset about anything?

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Our fabulous gay overlords.

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