One Toke
*Heard on the Hill: House barbershop needs a new, less risque calendar... Congressional softball team the "One-Hitters" prove marijuana is a performance enhancing drug...Christopher Carneyis up in the club with his homies...Mike McNultyfinally makes a name for himself...Rep. Patrick Kennedystill on the wagon and, for that matter, the bike... C-SPAN'sBrian Lambgets testy with a caller. [ Roll Call ]
*Yeas and Nays: Gen. James Conwayreminds Marines of the dress code...Bo Derekhas a way of convincing House members... Charity event weeds out the uglies...Beckspossibly partying at K Street restaurant Lima. [ Examiner ]
*Shenanigans: When it comes to change, the government is getting nickeled and dimed. [Politico ]
*The Sleuth: Jeri Thompsonfulfills fantasies by playing pizza delivery guy...Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr.defends himself against allegations that he wasn't picking on someone his own size. [ WP ]
*Page Six: Ted Koppelis cutting his losses. [ NYP ]
*Washington Whispers: Rep. George Millergets turned on to technology...Chelsea Clintona Potter fan... The Prince of Darkness will never retire... Dem. presidential candidates to hold a reunion at Little Rock's Central High...Rep. Tom Coleopens a file onRahm Emanuel... While the Congress is away,President Bushwill pick new federal judges...John McCaincan't even get his fans to support him. [ USN&WR ]