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yeah once again andy serkis was robbed.

and you people think it's funny.

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Hey, show the 4-week old one that's the size of a grape.

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You watch, next thing you know the RWNJs won't let you throw your old printer cartridge in the trash.

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I'm too scared to do any photocopying this afternoon now. Thanks, Wonkette.

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Just tell them it's polishing its Glock.

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Maybe Rick Sanctorum's jarred fetus needs a playmate?

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<i>Holy drunken goatfucker</i>

A million times over.

The Onion: NO. OTHER. EXPLANATION. POSSIBLE...

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I'd rather use the trebuchet to hurl the afterbirth at the protestors.

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