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Steve's avatar

I hate that OAN uses the San Diego skyline as their backdrop. Those fucktards don’t deserve to be in this city

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Lois B's avatar

ONAN 2. ONAN 3. ONAN

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I like how he pretends it is all about identifying themselves, and left out the shit about him dictating everything they write

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Just a friendly OT reminder that businesses failed to lower their flags to half-staff for Charlie Kirk Day.

I don't even recognize this country anymore.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Sorry, I'll just be like those folks who call the various Martin Luther King roads by their old name.

So for me it was Tuesday.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Fox is on the FU side of the list now. News organizations, including Hegseth’s former employer Fox, reject new Pentagon reporting rules. https://apnews.com/article/pentagon-reporting-rules-hegseth-defense-department-access-0d33768b22e9079049508a63bad89a91

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Stephen St John's avatar

I guess this makes OANN even worse than Newsmax. And I thought they both sucked equally.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

Still don't see any word from Fox. Did I miss it?

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Marla's avatar

Last time I checked, the 1st Amendment guarantee of freedom of the press was still, you know A Thing. Having a Secretary of DUI? Not so much. Kegsbreath can't stop the press from writing about goings on at the Pentagon or in the military, no matter how much he stamps his tiny feet and waves around an empty fifth of Jack Daniels.

Reporters gonna report. It's what they do.

Maybe not the rank and file, but the officer corps and the brass will talk to reporters, even if they have to do it sub rosa, because they have devoted their lives to their service and this drunken fool is destroying their legacy.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

This may be the breaking point, if news orgs of all stripes stop putting these assholes (AHEM J.D) on the air then how are they going to push out their propaganda? Is Stephen Miller going to stand on a soapbox (because he has to) and scream invective from a megaphone? Or any of the other lackeys spouting nonsense?

I'd suggest that all the majors stop repeating all the crazed bullshit that gets posted on NOTTRUTH ANTISOCIAL as "official communications" as there are only around two million active users so zero penetration unless repeated everywhere. Of course the really unhinged ones might qualify as fodder for the funny pages, but even then they need to be put next to an ad for cat litter.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. The only depth Hic!sloth has is a bottomless well of insecurity.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Onan was commanded by his father, Judah, to perform his duty as a husband's brother according to the custom of levirate marriage with Er's widow Tamar. Onan refused to perform his duty as a levirate and instead "spilled his seed on the ground whenever he went in" because "the offspring would not be his", and was thus put to death by Yahweh

That's all I know about OANN.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I seriously doubt that Onan spilled his seed on the ground. I bet he spilled his seed on Tamar's stomach.

I've seen documentaries about the practice.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Yahweh, the original sex pest.

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Andrew L. Erdman's avatar

See: rightwingers, conservatives, middle-centrist liberals: once they come for ONE of us they eventually come for EVERYONE. Hey Newsmax: so, do you get what censorship and persecution REALLY is? (Good piece. Thanks.)

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Goin Green's avatar

I think some famously famous war dude penned something like this back when the world was black and white...

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Isn't OAN-ism frowned upon in the Bible?

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Goin Green's avatar

EVERYTHING is frowned upon in the Bible.

I frown upon the Bible in return...

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

It’s more of a death-stare in my case. XD

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘴...

He means leaks, of course. Which he defines as "anyone saying anything about what a fool Pete Hegseth is."

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Enter Ranting's avatar

OAN (I thought they went out of business) knows that if Secretary Shitfaced kicks every non-signing news organization out of the Pentagon, then OAN will be the only news source covering the Pentagon.

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kmblue187's avatar

Gaetz has a SHOW? They're doomed.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It's about the only thing a disgraced Republican politician is qualified for.

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kmblue187's avatar

That, and “Dancing with the Stars.”

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